*Ofcom refused to allow The Register into this morning's DEA press briefing "for reasons of space"

Reasons of space?

Next it will be "oh we're washing our hair today". Next it's "Oh we've got a headache". Then "We never seem to make enough time for each other any more" and finally its "You know that other website that looks a bit like yours - well we got talking the other week and one thing led to another..."

Dudes, you're being dumped! Ofcom is breaking up with you!