Apple iPhones ARE the FORD FIESTA of smartphones

If you really STILL believe that being seen with an iPhone (BLURGH!!!), is akin to driving an Audi/BM/Merc, you MUST BE driving an Audi/BM/Merc with a 90's REG!

Stop fooling yourself and get with the times. Your iPhone is OLD HAT, it looks old and the UI looks as stylish as a Fiesta circa "life on mars".

Don't forget, the really savvy don't want an Audi/BM/Merc, as they don't need a status symbol.