The Register® — Biting the hand that feeds IT

Feeds
FAIL

Here's your fail icon back, I think you need it more than I do...

Oh dear, would you like to try writing that again, after you've first learned some manners, and then refreshed your memory of the Windows control panel. Specifically that part of it which allows the user to control what a short-press on the power button translates into... clue, it won't always behave the way you seem to think it will.