Aha!

So the intarwebs IS a series of tubes!

And all you "smart guys" got on to Ted Stevens and berated the kindly old gent for saying so.

Well now that no less estimable a figure as the enlightened STEPHEN FRY says it is so the "science is settled", is it not?

Anyone questioning his conclusions is simply not clever enough to appreciate his wonderousness and should go and sit at the childrens table.