'A little unsettling'?

That's like saying 'the Titanic has taken on a little bit of water'.

I know we're British and all that, chaps, but come on.

The word to describe Nokia's situation is 'gangf*ck'.

And honestly, the Samsung satsuma has become the biggest fruit in the bowl not because of superior Hanguk horticultural husbandry. It has become so because someone took out the Nokia grapefruit and chucked it at the wall.