okay, okay okay.. how about this...

The story (has to be plausible to attract the names & therefore the the suckers to view it):

He's the boy next door, they are the adopted sisters next door. And the staple of bollywood movies, it's a love triangle. One sister is in love with the boy, but the boy is in love with the other sister. It's a rom-com with a twist...

Characters:

The boy next door - Eddie Murphy in a fat suit (a role he will be well familiar with)

The first sister - Adam Sandler in a fat suit (the sister who is in love with the boy)

The second sister - Martin Lawrence in a fat suit (the sister the boy is in love with)

Directed by:

Uwe Boll

Twist at the end:

Woopie Goldberg is the mother who gave the second sister and the boy up for adoption - i.e. they are brother and sister, turns up inexplicably looking for them. And they all find out - film ends on the horror of it...

It's gotta be worth a Razzie...