Just reading your post makes me realise just how lucky I am not to be an unlucky bugger like you.
Lost a 32u Rack, a passport, knows alcholic crack addicts that are about to lose their kiddies and apparently is aware of some major IT problems in relation to their Social worker / Doctor / Teacher.
It is starting to sound as though the common point on all those affaires need changing.
Go for a Holiday it sounds like you need it and if you work for an IT department change your job, judging by your attitude it appears normal that whoever you provide services to is bloody unhappy.
You don't wok for the council by any chance...... and deliver parcels to make up for poor wages........and then forget to take your bag at closing time........