@Mike JVX

Who said it had to be even remotely plausible anyway? It's meant to provide a good Friday chuckle and it definitely succeeds at doing that. Or did you leave your sense of humour at the door this morning?

I don't care if it's old and implausible, it made me laugh and that's all I needed from it. Thank you Simon!

Beer because that's what I'll be doing later on.