Beware!! Beware!!!

This wearable computing is of course just a prelude to the inevitable cyber-clothing rebellion! Imagine self-wedgying underwear! Shirts that stimulate your sweat glands while you are out on a date or making a key business presentation!! Pants that heat up male gonads, thereby rendering mankind sterile!! The time to prepare for clothing-optional resistance is now!!!

I could have gone with the rise of the machines icon, but instead I'll get my coat--but can I do that before my coat gets me???