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There was a sketch by "Scotland the What?" which was a spoof Mastermind show with the specialist subject of "petty crime in Auchterturra between the dates of 19th April & 6th June" (can't remember the exact dates, but it was less than 2 months).

- What unsolved crime was commited between the dates of May 19th & 20th?

- Theft of sundry items of womens underwear from clothes lines round the town

- That's not what I have written here...

- Knickers being nicked?

- Correct!