Well said sir!

Thanks to the every more fiendish wordplay of the sub eds, I am now in a state or semi-perpetual confusion.

I am no longer able to tell if the stirrings I feel upon reading the headlines are excitement at the anticipation of a technological revelation, or of a baser nature provoked by the lewd punning.

yours (on the bus, at the back, near the engine, about to spill more than his coffee)

D. E. Viant