Wait a sec... you had me sold on items 1 and 3, however, I have it on good authority Al Gore invented the moon, as well as the Saturn V, as well as most of the analog circuitry used in the LEM and Command Module.
Lest we forget, Al Gore is to inventiveness as Chuck Norris is to. um.. being Chuck Norris.
Lester: You are now my hero!
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