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Supplying a title is left as an exercise.....

You may want to eat wabbitz, but I'd wager that for a large reward, you'd grudgingly eat nothing but masala dal for a year*.

*I'll allow a sprinkling of greens on it so the scurvy doesn't get too bad.

Since the reward is large, you get no choice of diet.