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Perverts Entering Tarty Aardvarks?

Porn Encompassing Titfucking Antelopes?

Just crossed my mind that we all seem to be thinking about bestiality, i.e. human/animal porn - they might just be planning to show David Attenborough reruns with Colobus monkeys, and other BBC classics.