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One hour.

Is that a record?

"Are you seeing a Windows logo on the bottom left hand corner of your screen, sir?"

"No. I can't see anything like that."

"What are you seeing?"

"I can see an orange circle."

"Please be clicking on the orange circle, sir. You will be seeing a list of applications which is including 'my computer'".

"No. The list is [reads list]"

"That is being very strange sir. I'll will be asking my supervisor for help. Please be holding."

Etc. These morons, including the "MSCE", never once twigged that I was using Linux. Eventually I got bored and told them where to shove it.