Note to fellow Yanks:
The "jacksie" is the organ that politicians and lawyers talk out of.
A Florida lag was last week relieved of the substantial prison surival kit he attempted to smuggle into Sarasota County jail in the time-honoured manner - packed in a condom up his jacksie. Police mugshot of Neil Lansing On Friday, homeless Neil Lansing, 33, was hauled before a judge on an unspecified charge, and promptly …
Clarkson takes the piss of the Mexican, Brits laugh. Mexicans complain, the same Brits say that these Mexicans have no sense of humour and need to get a life.
Jake bashes the Yanks, 3 thumbs up, presumably from the same people again?
Doug offers the Brits a backlash and gets 5 thumbs down, presumably yet again by the same people?
Proves that the people who keep on laughing at others expenses and find it perfectly fine "because it's just a joke" only find it funny when it hits others.
Nice display of narrow minded intolerance, very impressive.
To add to the other measures mentioned elsewhere, you now need to introduce a measure called the Fully Dilated Convict Rectum (FDCR). Perhaps this could expressed in Elephants, such as 1 FDCR = 17 micro Elephants or 1 Elephant = 58.8 Kilo FDCRs. Now express it in Firkins.
I can kind of understand him stuffing the pills up there but what was the other stuff for, surely he could get all that inside if need be.
Quite how he managed to sit down or walk around with a needle up his arse beggars belief.
Mind you, i have seen an x-ray of a vicar with a can of coke stuck up his arse.
Anyone here ever read Papillon? Henri Charriere said he had a machined egg-sized metal container up his arse for most of his stay, where he kept a stash of cash. And when one prisoner was about to be searched, he handed another of the same to Charriere for safekeeping, so there were two of these things up there. Good job they didn't feed the convicts that well, really, bcos any significant throughput would have been a problem.
Badgers because they know a thing or two about holes. (And Paris is too obvious a choice.)