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Those of you who saved a few bob on last week's yuletastic Xbox 360 offer down at Tesco may well have been considering how to spend the cash you'd otherwise have spunked with the UK supermarket monolith. Well, what about something for the little princess in your life, like a magical Disney Princess Folding Chair? Mind you, …

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  1. Paul
    Paris Hilton

    hotel chain heiresses

    Worryingly I can see Paris wanting one.

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  2. Simon Reed
    Alert

    Spunked?

    "... you'd otherwise have spunked with the UK supermarket monolith"

    Now I've got coffee and snot over my keyboard. Thanks.

    Cum now, what definition are you using for the verb "to spunk" here?

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  3. Ed

    Not the first time...

    Few months ago Woolies were selling a 32" LCD telly for the same price too. Even had the cheek to demand nearly £5 postage on top of the price. :)

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  4. Peter Hewitt
    Paris Hilton

    re: spunked

    perhaps they are using the dasani definition of the word as opposed to Claire Swire one....

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  5. Simon Reed
    Paris Hilton

    Dasani definition

    @Peter Hewitt, thank you for the dasani reference. So off I go to Google to look that up.

    Now I have tea over my keyboard too.

    Still, it's nice to have Coca Cola confirm there really is baby-maker gravy in all their products, not just the burgers.

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/03/11/introducing_dasani_the_water/

    So, that's the Paris Hilton angle sorted.

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  6. Mountford D

    Hold on! The Americans...

    Never mind Dasani, I remember John Wayne telling the little girl in "True Grit" that he "liked spunk in little girls" or words to that effect.

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  7. Jamie Kitson
    Happy

    Surely...

    "Thanks to Simon Mullin for the rip-off."

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  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Simple answer...

    ... just offer to pay them an extra 1p for it. I bet that counter would tick over to all zeros!

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  9. Daniel
    Joke

    Title

    RE: Simple answer... @ Anonymous Coward

    Actually it might go to £-99,999,999.99 where by they pay you the sum of 100 million pounds.

    /me puts pinky to corner of mouth....

    Then you can spend the money to research Dolphins with fricken laser beams.

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