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Tousle-haired mockney belly-robber Jamie Oliver has been let down by his website's IT staff today, after they failed to effectively remove a distinctly NSFW web-2.0 user uploaded recipe for "Pussy". Screengrab of Jamie Oliver website Tasty The offending recipe's page has been removed from Oliver's site, but as the …

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  1. Peter Thomas 2
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    Yes,, but have you seen what's at number 66 in the charts?

    NSFW... and uncensored...

    http://twitpic.com/3hos1u

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      Use my ******** as a ****?!

      @Peter Thomas 2

      Yeah, they've censored that on the original site now.

      However, Yahoo's UK Top 75- which I assume they get from them- still includes the full uncensored version. Again, *very* NSFW, see number 66:-

      http://uk.launch.yahoo.com/c/uk/single_charts.html

      And here's the cached version to prolong their embarassment in case they spotted it:-

      http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:GzzxpZdt1soJ:uk.launch.yahoo.com/c/uk/single_charts.html+uk+top+75&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk&client=firefox-a

      Apparently they were aiming for the Christmas number one. So near and yet.... ah, they were nowhere near. :-)

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  2. thejackle
    Paris Hilton

    30 minute meal?

    30 seconds for most guys more like.

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      How long?! 30 secs?! I'm not superman!

      For most blokes on a Friday night after 10 pints, 10 secs, rollover, fart and fall asleep, if your lucky!

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  3. Uncle Slacky Silver badge
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    Reminds me of that new entry...

    ...in this week's chart at number 66.

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    1. lansalot
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      WTF?

      booo !

      I posted that link as well and it got rejected... booo !!!!

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    2. Wize
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      As featured in B3ta

      I think they would be happier if they were 3 points lower in the chart.

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  4. Dazed and Confused

    Not very adventurous

    I'm sure they could come up with more adventurous recipe.

    The method could do with more work on the preparations.

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    1. Cameron Colley
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      Indeed.

      My recipe usually involves tongue.

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  5. Tony Barnes
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    Fair play

    ..that is pretty damn funny!!

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  6. Scott Mckenzie
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    Sad to see...

    ...that nobody found the recipe helpful.

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    1. sT0rNG b4R3 duRiD
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      I found it helpful.... Here's why...

      The recipe was posted on a Saturday. I guess the weekend had something to do with it.

      I'll see if they've started moderating the site.

      I'll wait till the weekend.

      Come Saturday morning I'll go post a picture of Nigella up on it. It's just got to be done! The trouble I'm having is thinking of a good recipe. English Tart served with whipped cream? Mmmm... I think I'm going to have to sit down and have a good long hard think about it.

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  7. nsld
    Coat

    And with a simple change

    It could be a chocolate brownie

    Coat please....

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  8. Anonymous Coward
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    Signed up...

    But won't let me mark it as helpful.

    When I signed up I got a voucher for naked wines... mmm, and the email was signed "Jamie xxx."

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  9. Scott Mckenzie

    Also...

    .....looking at the navigation menu headers - shouldn't it be classed under 'Fish'?

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    1. Blake St. Claire
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      Mexican food surely

      fur taco

      Disappointing that the article isn't full of puns -- can't get the moderatrix to talk dirty by explaining the puns now can we.

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  10. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    I see I'm mistaken....

    I thought that was a Jamie Oliver portrait.....

    Paris - thought it was her.....

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  11. MaXimaN
    Joke

    Or, as Jamie would say:

    "Puthy"

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  12. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    the best part...

    Is the VeriSign secure logo at the bottom of the page (in the google cache). Apparently troj-enz work better

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  13. Anonymous Coward
    WTF?

    Funny?

    Is schoolboy snigger-some graffiti really worthy of IT newssite bandwidth?

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      it was clearly worthy...

      ... of your comment!

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  14. Anonymous Coward
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    censored by Google?

    Out of educational curiosity, I followed the Google cache link. What do I see? A blank image.

    Is Google the Grinch? Or are other Dark Forces at Work?

    Not The Man From Mars, 'cos he's Heavy and he Ain't My Brother.

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    1. Random Glitch
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      Slow but not censored

      I initialy thought the same, it eventualy loaded, t'was rather slow thought, a good min and a half but still there.

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  15. Anonymous Coward
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    Maybe he is branching out ...

    See his new 'Cock School' book on German Amazon

    http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51xjsdLdWFL._SS400_.jpg

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  16. Anonymous Coward
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    Image is down

    Doesn't show up in Google's cache either.

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  17. Winkypop Silver badge
    Coat

    Pork

    I would have looked for this recipe under Pork.

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  18. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    Will it help sell more of his books/DVD's

    Will it help sell more of his books/DVD's

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  19. Anonymous Coward
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    they just took it down from their website

    they just took it down from their website

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