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The US Army is working on plans to issue every one of its soldiers with a smartphone – either an iPhone, Android device or perhaps even a "Palm Trio" [sic]. Windows 7 was not mentioned. The Army Times reports on the military smartphone plans, which have been rumbling along for a while now in various forms. Some US units have …

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  1. NightFox
    Coat

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    A G-iPhone perhaps?

  2. Wheaty73

    Airstrike? There's an App for that

    Bet I am not the only one to come up with this. Oh well.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Airstrike? There's an App for that

      That explains the US' accuracy then... Big squashy GI fingers of retina displays!

  3. Cunningly Linguistic

    Will every soldier...

    ...have to shell out for the mandatory £10 top up too?

  4. Robert Brandon

    Security?

    How will the army provide security for the phones? Since many of them contain GPS, couldn't enemies hack into it and find your location.

    1. Annihilator
      Happy

      Not to mention..

      I imagine in the world of Assange/Wikileaks, it will save the soldiers the hassle of taking a CD-R into the server room..

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      dont think so

      Given that GPS is a one way system they would need to install software to the phones then transmit a signal to the number then get a reply with the location, me thinks nope on that one.

      more likely they could use some simple trig to triangulate the location from the carrier signal, you can encrypt the contents but it will always give your location away if you have more than one listening post as all comms requirer a carrier wave..

  5. Aristotles slow and dimwitted horse
    IT Angle

    Presumably they will still all have to go through iTunes?

    As the title says.

  6. James Micallef Silver badge
    Flame

    Title

    I think the soldiers would be a lot more happy if they were issued with some decent combat armour before being sent off to the other side of the world to deliver freedom and democracy to the poor backward and oppressed citizens of Whereverstan.

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Stop

    I'm guessing they will end up with WinMo7 phones

    Are there is a mighty big warehouse of unsold phones somewhere and Microsoft must be keen to shift them on at firesale prices...

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Flame

    Why Aren't They Issued a Flight Ticket Home ?

    That would be the most effective way of dealing with a population who likes their fighters so much that they support them with whatever they can.

    For example the "Oppressed Afghan Women" were not willing to tip off that their "oppressors" had buried a heavy mine in their village weeks ago and detonated said mine when a armoured car of the Bundeswehr came along.

    The car was disabled and then shot at from all directions out that "Village of Opressed Afghan Women". Only an Anti-Tank-Missile could rescue the unit from complete annihilation by heavy afghan machine guns.

    End result: three German soldiers dead for the sake of NOTHING.

    Get out. NOW. Even if it offends Langley and they call us Nazis.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      "dead for the sake of NOTHING"

      And you think the World-Wide Caliphate nutters are nothing (or as you might say, "nossing")?

      They came for the good people of Stockholm, but I saw nossing, for I am not Swedish.

      They came for the tube passengers of London, but I heard nossing, for I am not British.

      They came for the cartoonists of Denmark, but I said nossing, for I am not a Dane.

      Etc. Etc. (Brecht must be spinning).

      Act, and think, globally.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        @And you think the World-Wide Caliphate nutters are nothing

        That's right, they are nothing. It's the hysterical over reaction to a few mad bombers that struck lucky on a couple of high profile spectaculars from people like you that make them into something. Invading foriegn countries on bullshit pretexts just legitimises them.

        How much of the billions of $ wasted on military adventures like Iraq and Aghanistan could have been saved by concentrating on the disappearingly few that actually might pose a threat inside our own countries.

        Of course that wouldn't be half as lucrative for the weapons manufacturers and politicians would it?

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          yes but

          im not disagreeing with you but populations of people do funny things in such times especially if its a relatively new idea to them, ie having bombs going off in your city.

          for the USA NOT to have done anything would have created a huge political problem to them, in short, the general population would have been really pissed off that they dont see anything being done.

          Now take the IRA which used to bomb the crap out of us, generally speaking we just get on with it, even after the 7/7 attacks it wasnt that new to us so you wouldnt have seen the same kind of response, i suspect the next time it happens to them, and it will happen again, things wont be so gun-ho but because they still are not used to the idea there would stil be a lot of political preasure to go kick some ones arse, regardless of if its the right people.

          I dont mean to point fingers because its no single persons fault but the reason the US had to go to war was simple because of its own people, every day joe, they didnt understand it and so they wanted something done, the govenments had to do something on a local level and because of the perception of them being impotant on a world level, so they invaded. its a shame really because had they just fed the money spent on the war in to trying to stop things happening at home and just got on wwith their lives then the whole "terror" element disapears.

        2. Cunningly Linguistic
          Black Helicopters

          Fuck it...

          ...nuke them from orbit.

        3. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          @LD50

          Oddly, you seem to be both complacent and arrogant. Yank, are you?

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            @Anonymous Coward 01:32

            Nope, not a yank, not a sniveling hysteric that sees bogeymen under the bed either. Arrogant? that's for other people to opine about, do I care either way? not so much.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Flame

        I Can spell TH and We Also Have Proper Police Here

        I suggest you Americans hire and proper train non-retarded Police and Visa officers, lock down the borders and the problem goes away. Do you seriously think that you can meddle with the civil wars of Somalia, Yemen, Crackistan ? Because they are now also "harbouring terrorists".

        At least before 9/11 American airline security was a bad joke. Your air force didn't know how to immediately terminate an air exercise and go for the bad guys when NORAD already knew something horrible was going on.

        Besides, you have killed more than 5000 Afghanis, so the score is settled. Move on. Go home. Put U.S. Soldiers Into U.S. Trains And Buses To Protect U.S. Citizens.

        1. multipharious

          @Schlampe

          Abject poverty, desperation, and financial disparity create and foster extremism...or have you forgotten about the hyper-inflation and conditions that were ripe for the NSDAP? I for one am happy that the current terrorism policy includes defeating and rebuilding.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Go

            @multipharious: Financial Chaos Created By Taliban ??

            So "Taliban" is code for "Anglosaxon Banker" ? I didn't know that. Also, wouldn't it better to send the SAS into Canary Wharf to fight the "Taliban" ?

            I think we are getting close to the REAL problem.

            1. multipharious

              @Schlampe

              Anglosaxon Bankers?! What the hell are you on about?

              Back to your original post. If you were an "oppressed woman" in hostile controlled territory, you would be so terrified that the village would be re-visited and nothing with XX chromosomes (possibly XY too!) would be breathing afterwards. Would you be tough enough to sacrifice the village to tip off the soldiers? I am truly sorry that some brave German soldiers have fallen, but using this as your argument to abandon the country is just not realistic. Plus, you are not even there!

              Perhaps you should read "Three Cups of Tea" or "Stones to Schools." This strategy is much cheaper than military force, and has gotten the attention of the Brass in the Pentagon. But the immediate problem is that the Taliban needs to be marginalized so the Afghan forces can take an increasing role with our assistance. That takes boots on the ground. It is clear that you don't have the stomach or resolve for it, but that doesn't mean that the soldiers that are trying to complete the mission they have been assigned want to turn tail and run home before they complete it.

              Finally back to the article for anyone else reading. The electronics issued to the troops will likely be software gutted with custom mobile OS build and may not even have an active phone number. It looks like an interesting idea. The GPS adds an option to help locate the positions of soldiers when air strikes might be needed. Being able to co-ordinate movement w/o line of sight comm or having the need for verbal comm is also interesting.

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Stop

        @AC Brecht quoter

        If you really wanted to defeat these "nutters" you would have to make one big fat GULAG out of Crackistan, which spans the territories of Afghanistan and Pakistan.

        Lock them up for 30 years in reeducation camps. Whoever is not in the camps gets killed. You want that ? You have the political support ? I guess not.

        Lock the borders against the nutters and those who could be nutters. That's the only workable solution.

      4. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        The suicidal idiot in Sweden had nothing to do

        with murderous idiots in Afghanistan.

        He was a home grown disaffected immigrant to Sweden who appears to have fallen in with some unpleasant characters while studying in the UK.

  9. poohbear
    Thumb Up

    Content is king

    Film at 11 (on wikileaks/openleaks...)

  10. thesykes
    FAIL

    A smartphone? Really?

    Given that your average smartphone battery is dead in a day or two... will they all get very long recharging cables? Then again, as it's not uncommon to lose a signal in city centres, not sure how much use any phone will be in rural Afghanistan or Iraq?? Still, they can at least plot the latest military strategy on Angry Birds.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: A smartphone? Really?

      I think you'll find that the oft hyped "leader of the pack", "one they are all chasing" is lucky to make it past 4pm!

      Short life is the new black!

      (That should be the moto of US air support)

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Grenade

    real-time wikileaks/youtube atrocities...

    happy-slapping will now likely become happy-strafing/fragging/massacring, or?

  12. DrXym

    *Any* phone sounds a bit dumb

    Wouldn't it be a good idea to at least mandate a rugged phone, one which is water / shock / temperature resistant so it doesn't instantly break? One which has good reception and operating duration so it lasts during an operation? One where the battery can be recharged or replaced? One which is non reflective too so the enemy doesn't have a convenient shiny target to aim at? One which has a dim screen at nighttime for similar reasons?

    1. Gavin King

      Hmm

      I read this and thought that you were describing our (very) old Motorola. Or the Nokia 5110 that came along later.

      Although I suppose that the "smart" part is lacking from those.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Joke

      That Will End Well

      So in other words you are describing a phone meeting Milspec XX-XX-XXXX. With a guaranteed minimum price of $10,000. Time to pay the Raytheon tax son.

  13. ted frater

    Smartphones? more like dumb phones!!

    So who's going to ask the squaddie what HE wants to take into the combat zone?

    Any current smart phone will be lucky to last a week in the rough and tumble of military operations,

    What with Wet, dirt, no screen protection, flimsy plastic body, rotten battery life,

    small imput keys, no proper lanyard loop, and has to withstand being sat on , dropped, and generally abused, to stand any chance of becoming an essential bitof kit the squaddie would not be without.

    No one makes a phone as yet that meets these specs.

    Tho there are thousands of folk who would have one like this

    Most manual workers, farmers, spanner engineers, not the slide rule type, construction workers heavy plant operators, miners, fishermen, pick and shovel operators. the list goes on.

    All we seem to be offered are poncy phones that are primarily a fashion statement.

    Someone isgoing to make a lot of money if they only asked folk what they would really want in a phone.

    1. Marcus Aurelius
      Grenade

      I would suggest

      That the Motorola Defy would be a good starting point. (Short term waterproof, strong glass etc....) and Motorola is a US(ish) company

      Whether the phones get regularly broken is probably not a major issue, provided replacements are readily available.

      Its perhaps about time the Army moved from horrendous expense developing unbreakable bits of kit that are obsolete by the time they get to the soldier, to accepting that things break and go for cheap with lots of spares.

    2. M Gale

      Nobody makes a phone yet that meets these specs.

      Which specs? Perhaps Military 810F specs?

      http://www.mydigitallife.info/2010/03/25/motorola-i1-push-to-talk-android-based-smartphone-meets-military-810f-standards/

      Okay, in my opinion it doesn't have enough rubber around it to be a "proper" mil-spec-looking device, but it does exist.

    3. nation of stupid

      No one makes a phone as yet that meets these specs.

      For a smartphone, as has been said above there's the Motorola Defy.

      As for dumbphones there are plenty of tradesmen using military spec tough phones such as the JCB Tough Phone and Samsung B2100 which are specifically targeted at the building trade. Just because they aren't available at Carphone Warehouse doesn't mean they don't exist.

      Personally, the JCB Tradesman is a great phone for those of us who go near water - drop it in and it floats so you can't lose it. Don't ask how I know it works.

      1. thesykes

        US Military buy a JCB?

        No chance...

        1. Its JCB brand, that's a British company, now, if it said Caterpillar on the side...

        2. It only costs less than £70 retail, far too cheap, it has to cost at least 10 times that to be acceptable

    4. jake Silver badge

      @ted frater

      Well, ted, I'm a rancher. I have been carrying a Nokia 5185 for the last ten years, and it pretty much foots the bill ... with the exception of being waterproof, and a small zip-lock bag takes care of that when it's raining. It has been stepped on by horses, gnawed on by sheep and puppies, run over by tractors, "cured" in the smokehouse overnight, dropped into toilets (three times!), and into a pot of boiling soup (once). It's on it's original battery, and doesn't seem to function any different than the day it was new. I've replaced the outer case and the antenna several times.

      Plus, it has a strong transmitter & a sensitive receiver, which works in all of Sonoma's so-called "dead zones" where other phones don't work. What's the downside? Nokia can't sell me a new one! If everyone carried one of these things, the constant upgrade cycle would be broken. Also, the transmitter is stronger than allowed by current law, and it doesn't have the federally mandated tracking chip in it. I'm dreading the day I finally manage to kill it :-)

      1. ted frater

        includiing past phones

        I agree with you that past type ie 10yrs old phones are better in many respects than the current so called Smart phones.

        As for finding another one the same when your dies ebay is your friend and you might just look to get one now before there all scrapped.

        Ive tried lots of phones and as of now havnt found on that meeds ALL my needs

        which are:-

        extremly long battery life.

        phone makers usethe smallest batt they can get away with

        a decent key board for texting, like on the Nokia communicator 9210

        a decent screen for old tired eyes like on the HP jordana/

        A flip lid, or clam shell design to protect the works.

        Waterproof

        Decent speaker,so i can hear it above farm tractor noise.

        ted

  14. TeeCee Gold badge
    Joke

    Join the army....

    ....and get a FREE iPhone!!111!!!

    Some time in the future: "US calls off invasion of Iran. 'We were all ready to go and then Iranian Telecoms trebled their roaming charges' said a Pentagon source. 'We costed the operation and thought we could cope along with our other commitments, but just didn't see that one coming. It's a goddamned dirty terrorist trick, but there's nothing we can do about it.' "

  15. Michael Hawkes
    Grenade

    But no CDs!

    So smartphones are okay, but CDs, flash drives, and other removable media are banned? I guess PEBKAC hasn't made it into the military jargon yet.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      How about PEDPAS

      Problem Exists Between President And Soldier

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      hmmmm

      Problem Exists Between World And My Front Door OR

      Problem Exists Between An Englishmans Ears OR

      Problem Exists Within Whitehall

      there....much better.

  16. Bilgepipe
    Gates Horns

    Agreed

    "Nobody seems to be fancying Windows Phone 7 much, however."

    Yep, that about sums it up.

  17. James Hughes 1

    Set on vibrate...

    First instruction to special op's teams I imagine.

  18. Dan Hall
    Thumb Down

    Awkward ring tone

    The scene is a dark and cloudy night, at a top-secret facility set in a remote location. This is where the "Axis of Evil" does all their nuclear research, and the facility must be taken out. As the view pans to the sky, we see figures in black fatigues maneuvering their parachutes for a pin-point landing on the roof of the lab. They furl their chutes and take perimeter positions.

    The team leader takes out a roving guard with a silenced shot. One by one the commandos rappel down the face of the building and approach the door. The first stops at a corner and peers around to check that all is clear.

    Suddenly, breaking the silence we hear the jarring tones of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna' Give You Up" blaring. Zoom in to the startled face of the trooper, who grabs at the iPhone holstered at his waist. Hundreds of henchmen burst from the laboratory, firing in every direction. Fade to black.

    1. Goat Jam
      Megaphone

      Nice

      On the subject of Rick Astley, The ABC (Australian Broadcasting Corp) has been Rickrolling the entire Nation Of Australia for the last month.

      Apparently 1987 was the last time that The Poms won The Ashes down under and, coincidentally, that was the same year that Rick Astley had his big hit with NGGYU.

      It seems that some tool thought that this tenuous connection between the two events along with the whole "never gonna give you up" concept would be a good thing to exploit so they made it the THEME SONG for the ongoing English Ashes tour!

      They have been playing it in promos on NATIONAL RADIO regularly ever since.

  19. Jesthar

    Probably an improvement on BOWMAN, though

    Or "Better Off WIth Map And Nokia", as UK troops rapidly re-branded it...

    But hey, this is the military we're talking about - the brass aren't usually happy unless tech items cost twenty times more (and, more often that not, work twenty times worse) than off-the-shelf solutions would ;)

    1. I didn't do IT.
      Pirate

      Mil $pec

      "the brass aren't usually happy unless tech items cost twenty times more (and, more often that not, work twenty times worse) than off-the-shelf solutions would ;)"

      But that's only if their brother-in-law is the "sole source" provider of the "special" equipment...

      1. SkippyBing

        BOWMAN

        What happens when you let the Army write the spec for something more high tech than an anvil.

        A couple of years ago doing BOWMAN trials on one of Her Majesty's steely grey harbringers of doom (okay it was a Type 23 frigate so at least two of those statements are true) an Army officer was in the Ops room and said

        'If you had BOWMAN on all your ships you'd know where they are without radar!'

        Cue amused looks before someone pointed out the RN had been able to do that for decades with something called Link 14 and it also handily let ship's share contact information as well.

  20. Tom 38
    Joke

    In news: squaddies to get smart phones

    Do they have to keep their action reports under 140 characters?

    I'm sure they can't wait - urbanspoon has some great listings in downtown Baghdad.

  21. Anonymous Coward
    FAIL

    New ways to waste money and kill troops

    Well at least it's the DoD this time rather than MoD wasting tax payers money.

    SmartPhones, as in needs GPRS/GSM network back bone in country, guess what the enemy will be blowing up or tapping if all the squadies have gov issue phones. (assuming they already exist in the back of beyond)

    EMCON (Emission Control), the art of not walking about in the middle of the night with a flare strapped to your helmet. We could alternatively issue the squadies loud speakers and dayglow jackets just in case they are not spotted.

    So lets do a threat assesment, give bad guys a laptop, GSM/GPRS card, bit of AirSnare type software moded for GSM/GPRS, what can they now do?

  22. M7S
    WTF?

    US trying to outdo UK forces again

    After all, our sailors only had one iPod between then to give the Iranians a couple of years ago when they extended hospitality to our sailors a couple of years ago. Imagine how excited they'll be to get ahold of a bundle of smartphones with all this tactical data. Particularly if the users can be "persuaded" to give them the PIN before HQ realises they've been compromised.

  23. E 2
    Thumb Down

    Now that is what I call PORK!

    FULL FAT PORK!

    Which industry lobbyist pulled off this coup?

    1. sT0rNG b4R3 duRiD

      Who?

      I'll bet it's Motorola. Just a guess.

  24. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

    @BOWMAN

    To be fair two tin cans a bit of string and a pigeon is better than BOWMAN.

    The issue with military and industrial kit is that I might just want to replace a broken unit next year with the same model. But instead I have to upgrade my entire army because I can only buy new iPhone7 and they aren't compatible with iPhone6 that the rest of the unit has and iPhone5 that the navy has and ...

    So we will buy COTS and next year we will be buying the old stuff from specialist suppliers at 10x the cost.

  25. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    @Robert Brandon

    "How will the army provide security for the phones? Since many of them contain GPS, couldn't enemies hack into it and find your location."

    Assuming it’s at least similar to Land Warrior then no. LW didn’t use GSM, it used a secure wireless and a number of existing military carriers were also demonstrated, and GPS was limited to participants rather than a wider audience. The new deployment would likely follow suit with GPS availability limited to a squad. There is existing tech which provides position data to command which may well be integrated but that uses its own network too.

  26. Jonathan Dixon
    Jobs Horns

    Blackberries?

    No blackberries? Im supprised!

  27. Arctic fox
    Happy

    Better make sure that it........

    . is a phone that actually has top class call quality and does not have a tendency to drop calls if the coverage is anything less than first class. I wonder which phone that might eliminate from any short list?

  28. Francis Boyle Silver badge

    Don't know about "Trios"

    but everyone in the US Ballet Force should definitely be issued with a Pixi.

  29. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    a title is required

    I pity the fools with a smartphone. As a grunt who did his time with racal's manpack gear I just hope the frontline units have some decent rf backup for when these toys go to lunch. Racal's gear was waterproof, dustproof and shockproof to the nth degree. I could power the radio from a vehicle, a rechargeable battery pack or worst case using 18 D cells. The unit would also stand up to a firefight. I hope these phones have a whisper mode for use in close combat.

  30. Graham Marsden
    Grenade

    HELLO!!

    I'M ON A COVERT MISSION!!!!

  31. Goat Jam
    Thumb Up

    An interesting recruitment incentive

    I know lots of slack jawed idiot teenagers and twenty somethings who would do literally anything to get their hands on the latest shiny shiny.

    "Sign up with the U.S. Army and get a free iPhone!"

    The Iraqistani's haven't got a chance!

  32. Eddie Johnson
    Megaphone

    Military Intelligence

    I'm just curious how much money and how many consultants it took to come up with the CSDA acronym. I'm actually surprised they didn't spend a few hundred thousand more for something like TRIGGER - Transmitter, Receiver, Intelligence Gathering Gateway and Emergency Requisitioner.

  33. JaitcH
    Happy

    Stunningly sane, obvious decision: saves money too

    The money wasted by the military on communications is enormous. Then when a choice has been made, there is the small matter of interoperability between members of different forces.

    The Royal Signals alone has a stunning number of systems: PERSONAL ROLE RADIO (PRR),

    PTARMIGAN, TRIFFID, EUROMUX, CORMORANT, FALCON and PROMINA almost all of them replaceable with cell/Wimax/LTE technology.

    Now we have to persuade the police to dump all their old technologies and get with the money saving idea.

    Guess that Thales/Racal, BAE and Siemens Plessey won't be too happy though!

  34. Anonymous Coward
    Thumb Up

    this time they are ready for real-time wiki leak big time

    the only thing left to decide is whether Lady Gaga WILL OFFER her service this time

  35. Tempest
    Pint

    All about not reinventing the wheel and saving money

    A typical military personal 2-way radio costs thousands, gobbles batteries and is often incompatible with co-operating forces - the U.S. invariably chooses complex designs which others strive to emulate.

    Adopting smartphone & cell type technology is so stupidly sensible.

    Total interoperability between all forces; only need to download info for a given task; provides audio, video and data output; cheap; disposable; can be solar powered.

    It reminds me of WW2. Tanks had a typical working life of 6 months before destruction. The Allies used mass produced tanks and vehicles along the lines of Ford production. The Germans, on the other hand, used mechanically advanced engines and tanks, along the Mercedes principles.

    Guess what? The easiest to field repair were the Allied vehicles: cheap and nasty - could be repaired using local supplies.The German vehicles, though, required precision parts and garage servicing.

  36. druck Silver badge
    Grenade

    GSM or that other crap?

    Are these going be GSM smartphones so they work in places the US Army is likely to be, or are they going to have to haul CDMA towers in to the field with them wherever they go (apart from South Korea)?

  37. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    In yesterday news...

    ... Arizona cuts organ transplants to save $5M.

    So if you were waiting for a heart transplant but now have been informed that you're going to die, get comfort in being reassured that soldiers will be given away mobile phones (so that they can play Tetris on the combat field?).

    USA sounds just like UK (or any other "democratic" country for that matter): you have the choice to vote left or right, meaning that you have the right to choose which party will screw you.

  38. mhenriday
    Big Brother

    How kind of the military !

    And how naive of any soldier who doesn't realise that his or her messages will be closely vetted ! A one-way ticket to a cell in Kuwait....

    Henri

  39. Anonymous Coward
    Jobs Horns

    I bet MS would make their military model.....

    With a bright flashing screen and screeching hooter, in the event an ambush was expected.

    They would call it the Covert Opps safety model.

    Of course it would take 5 minutes to shutdown because of OS bloat....

    That or a rifle butt.

  40. Sirius Lee
    Alert

    Non-sequiter?

    "Nobody seems to be fancying Windows Phone 7 much, however."

    It may be true but nothing preceding the statement seems to lead to that conclusion. The article's tag line shows WinPho7 stuck through though the quote of Gen Vane doesn't go that far. "...whatever else is out there" is not a ringing endorsement but it's not quite the story you promote. Maybe an opportunity to squeeze in a bit of personal opinion?

  41. yeehaw....
    Black Helicopters

    Remember Obama's Blackberry

    The NSA 'secured' his BB so he wouldn't have to give it up - inside track so political folks in-the-know can buy some stock in RIM?

    The military knows who is in power and since the Vietnam war is very cognizant of that fact, don't you think buying a mil or so BB's would be looked kindly upon by the current administration?

    .... 68 SK LFG

  42. Bod
    Paris Hilton

    Handing the world to Google (or Apple)

    So if say many or most go get a Droid, then Google will be tracking them via Latitude along with all their Google activities.

    How long before Google decide to take control of the world's armed forces?

    Or even Apple, but who knows what tracking Steve is up to. Though we do know that world domination is his ultimate goal.

  43. Erroneous Howard

    So.....

    ....although our military may be undersupplied with the tools they need to actually do their jobs, at least we'll be able to hold our own in an Angry Birds conflict.

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