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Fans of El Reg's fave bespeckled thespiatrix Lindsay Lohan will be gutted to learn she will not be interpreting Linda Lovelace. Lohan's prison mugshot. Pic: Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department Lohan was to have tackled the 1970s pornstress in a flick entitled Inferno. Back in May, producer Wali Razaqi told the LA Times he …

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  1. Neil Barnes Silver badge
    Coat

    Malin Akerman, eh?

    Then this wallpaper would seem appropriate: http://wallpaper-s.org/36__The_Heartbreak_Kid,_2007,_Ben_Stiller,_Malin_Akerman.htm

    Ok, ok, I'm going...

  2. Rodrigo Valenzuela
    Coat

    Hmmm

    That has to be something hard to swallow...

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    What a shame

    for poor LiLo. Or should that be LaidLo, considering her current location...

    PS still waiting for our "Where's the Lindsay Lohan angle?" icon!

  4. stupormundi

    Oh Noes!

    I am disappoint :(

    Also, whatever happened to the leaked video we were promised ages ago?

    Heartbroken...

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Some kind of title

    "El Reg's fave bespeckled thespiatrix Lindsay Lohan"

    What?

    <------ Who's this then?

    1. Lester Haines (Written by Reg staff) Gold badge

      Re: Some kind of title

      The sainted PARIS is not bespeckled. There is surely room in all our hearts for two talented celebutards?

      1. Anonymous John

        Of course.

        But in the meantime, we'll' make do with Paris and Lindsay.

      2. Daniel Evans

        Grammar Question

        I thought we had Paris, the celebrutard, and PARIS, the celebriplane. Or have we moved to a simpler system where both are replaced by PARIS, and I somehow missed the change in all the jubs?

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        But...

        ... but she's wearing glasses in the photo...!

  6. Annihilator
    Pint

    Read between the lines..

    "Ultimately, the impossibility of insuring her - and some other issues - have made it impossible for us to go forward"

    "Some other issues" = an over-sensitive gag reflex? Just guessing..

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Paris Hilton

      More likely..

      The high probability of her returning to prison at any moment.

      Paris for obvious reasons.

  7. Anonymous John

    Rancho Mirage?

    Why does that sound more like a brothel than a rehab clinic to me?

  8. Anakin
    Paris Hilton

    Vulture 2

    Malin Äkerman is the chick replacing Lohan

    "Mighty Airplane Launced In Nature" could be the next bigger version of Vulture:-)

    Any votes?

    We can't have Paris 2. There is only one Paris

    Any news about Vulture 2?

  9. MnM
    Paris Hilton

    Vulture 2

    Mighty Airplane Launched By Naturists

    Damn, not quite.

    1. Goat Jam
      Go

      RE:Vulture 2

      Mighty Airplane Launched By Nerds

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    Too experienced

    I suspect (without bothering to read the article) that Lindsay was booted because she has too much experience to be convincing as Lovelace.

  11. Gil Grissum
    Pint

    A pitty

    It would've been entertaining to see Lohan Choke on a fake one, or at least appear to be choking on fake ones.

  12. min

    well..

    the movie still..ahem..sucks. with or without her.

    yes, yes. i'm going.

  13. Matt Bryant Silver badge
    Happy

    Malin Akerman or LiLo?

    Aw, can't we have both, please!

  14. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge
    FAIL

    And here I was hoping for a movie featuring Babbage and the Difference Engine.

    Turns out it's just porn.

    iamdisappoint.jpg

  15. thecakeis(not)alie

    Wait...Malin Akerman?

    Innat the lady from Harold & Kumar?

    Cool!

  16. kain preacher

    Sobriety

    Well they did make her sign a contract that said she will stay sober . Maybey she failed to do so.

  17. JaitcH
    Pint

    Producer: "was passionate to take this challenge of the role to task"

    I wonder if this was based on a personal demonstration on his couch?

    You know what they say about those couches!

  18. Anonymous Coward
    Boffin

    Oh, Linda Lovelace...

    I was hoping it would be about Ada Lovelace.

  19. Fred Flintstone Gold badge
    Thumb Up

    Thanks, Lester

    That's my hourly quota for innuendo almost blown, right there.

    Yes, I said blown (I had one spare).

    :-)

  20. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    But who will be

    Playing John Holmes?

    We need to know these details

    (the wife asked, dunno why)

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      J.H.

      It won't be me.

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