Laptops heat up your balls Men who put laptops on top of their laps heat up their testicles - even when wearing clothes. This is bad for sperm quality, which in turn could affect fertility. These are the findings of a State University of New York study of 29 men who agreed to have the temperature of their scrotum measured while using a laptop on their …
Many of the men that are seen perpetually attatchd to thier laptops seem to have more of an interest in what is on the screen rather than what is happening in the real world. Procreation is not foremost in thier minds nor is permanent attatchment to a laptop one of the biggest turn-ons for women.
The cooked tadpoles can be seen as Darwinism in action as the sub-species reduces in numbers. Another sub-species is coming to the fore, that of the Pad-Carriers, they are more likley to die out due to rushing across busy roads trying to get a decent signal.
Laptops are already hot enough for me *not* to consider putting them on my lap. Fortunately, most of the time I've required using a laptop, I have some kind of table to put the laptop on. On airplanes, this used to mean using the dinner tray for the laptop, or the next seat if it was free. Oh, I haven't flown with a laptop on-board since July 2001, don't know what kind of restrictions apply for laptops these days...
However, since it's DEVELOPING wigglers affected by higher temps, the pipe need clearing. And the baths need to be a daily occurence. And of course there's also a chance a hardy little taddy migt make it. Still, for those who think Jebus is watching them, it's an option to add to coiutus interuptus and the rythm method and one that may well be more effective than either.
And yes, inquiring minds, your love spuds will work fine once you stop cooking them.
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