May I be the first to say ...
That pic is obviously 'shopped ... Maybe Plod should learn to use gimp?
Hampshire Police have blamed dodgy software for an e-fit image of a burglary suspect with suspiciously salady hair. The man is accused of nabbing £60 from an elderly victim in Stockbridge. He was described as between 40 and 45 years old, with a round, clean-shaven face and hair fashioned entirely from lettuce leaves large …
fucking wonder the police have been experiencing an all time low in terms of crime solving, public respect etc etc.
Hopefully the forthcoming cuts will re-energise their vigour and help off load some of the pointless waste of wages. Start with those "special" cuntstables (sic). Utter waste of money.
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