Oi! Google: What's in a Texas Fried Frito Pie?
According to : http://www.texasfriedfritopie.com/faqs.htm
"Well the Second Place Goat can't reveal any secret ingredients, but just think of all the great stuff in chili pie, then put it in a ball and fry it! Once you bite into it you get the crunch, then the chili and cheese, along with some of the messiness that a delicious traditional Fair food entails..."
But on the home page the goat gives the game away:
"Texas fried frito pie is the best use of coupons ever"
So there you have it, nothing but vouchers and Nectar points.
(Paris: well she looks like she could do with fattening up).