Retraction
I wish to retract my earlier comment that its desire to flee Cumbernauld indicated that it was a very intelligent bird.
If it was found near Falkirk then it's as bird-brained as any other avian.
I know Falkirk all too well - the best way of improving it would be for the Grangemouth refinery to explode and wipe it off the map. Looks its best in a rear-view mirror.