antisocial networking
"The application (which we haven't tested and can't therefore endorse) can be downloaded directly without having to jump through hoops, spam friends and complete stupid surveys."
But aren't hoops, spam and stupid surveys all an integral part of the social networking experience?
If you don't spend at least 5 hours a day watering your tumbleweed farm or sending your friends obscene comments about the "new law" that forces the queen to wear a Burka and rotate Buckingham palace to face Mecca then you're missing the point surely?