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Bespeckled thespiatrix Lindsay Lohan has been released from jail after serving just 13 days of her 90-day sentence for breaching parole. According to the BBC, Lohan walked from Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California earlier today, having survived screaming lesbian gangs, malevolent screws and turkey with …
"Lohan walked from Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California earlier today, having survived screaming lesbian gangs, malevolent screws and turkey with apple sauce and broccoli."
Really? - Are we sure this isn't a little way beyond the facts?
Talented....hhmmm it seems the official definition of the word has been watered down somewhat.
I've never heard of this person so have no idea if I'm missing out on some particle of information vital to the enrichment of my existence. Kudos, though, to Lester for this update: El Reg will be even more valuable if Lester can post a daily round-up of the latest news about people no-one's heard of or gives a bugger about.
Perhaps mention might be made of Peter Dewbottle of Northampton, who has just added the 357th stamp to his album? And Mrs Nettie Sopwise from Hendon, who went to Sainsbury's this morning to do some shopping and is now safely home again.
There. I told you it was interesting.
PS: Is it possible to add a Nettie Sopwise posting icon? Be a damn sight more useful than that weird thing relating to a receptionist at some French hotel or other.
And yet look how much time and effort you put into posting a comment to explain how little you care about this person you've never heard of.
You're a special kind of smartarse.
It appears today is Kick A Commentard Tuesday for me. Anyone else want some? Alternatively, you could just stop being annoying.