The Ten Commandments
1.) There is only One Good. His Name is The Steve.
2.) Thou shalt not have any other gods next to The Steve.
3.) Do not break the marriage you have with the JesusPhone The Steve has given you. Never touch anything from the heathen Nokias or Samsungs.
4.) Thou shalt not run applications which your God The Steve disapproves of.
5.) Do not write wicked Languages which your God The Steve has condenmed for eternety.
6.) Only buy JesusPhones from the local distributor The Steve has appointed. Don't do wicked direct imports from the US.
7.) Sing halleluja whenever The Steve appears.
8.) Never depict The Steve. Depicting The Steve is always derogatory.
9.) Don't kill a JesusPhone, or the wrath of The Steve will condemn you to eternal suffering in the MacOS 9 hell.
10.) Never ever break the jail The Steve has erected to stop you from running applications which have been identified Impure By Our God The Steve.
Or just the fsck buy an Android.