The Special People
"But up in First things are much calmer..."
They wish! I don't tend to fly that far forward, but do grace a number of the frequent flyer forums. There you will find regular postings of disbelief from those who have paid top dollar for the quality of First or Club class, only to find that some thoughtful chap has brought along little Horatio as well, and that the blighter is running amok throughout the cabin.
You think it's bad in economy; it's got to be worse when your seat costs £3,000...