Cheese-Frog-Gas-Generator even better ??
Nokia even got a patent for a similar rediculuous idea: Moving parts in a mobile phone generating power so no recharging would be necessary. Like those expensive watches... Except, that this will generate less than 1/100th of the required energy if your phone needs about 1W of power (8 hours charging, 1 hour phoning).
Do the maths yourself: W=m*g*h (all euro-socialist-SI-units, of course (m==0,02kg; g=9,81; h=0,03m -> 0,05J/move) )
W_el=1W*3600s==3600 Joule NEEDED for one hour (!)
A hand-crank would probably work - just crank hard for a minute and you can phone for an hour. Assuming your battery has a 100% efficiency and can accept the leccy in one minute. All unrealistic.
My idea is really ingenious: France should have a large supply of expired cheese and frog limbs that could be converted in a bioreactor to Methane. Burn the methane, generate leccy.
A small version could be inserted in the rectum of frenchies and power their laptops. Just make sure beans are served. Can a biologist please calculate the efficiency of french stomachs when converting beans to methane ? Is 500kg beans per day enough to power an eeePC ??? Your help is appreciated !
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