El Reg April Fools 2010

Hellfire and Brimstone Shock and Awe Ore

"I, for one, welcome my... oh wait, Google already know that. And my DOB. And my SSN. And my bank account numbers. And what I dream about. And..." ..... heyrick Posted Friday 2nd April 2010 23:33 GMT

heyrick, Hi,

I would just like to point out to all Beings out there ..... both Real and Virtual and any Quantum Combination of the Two for the Fully Immersive Experience of Countless Others into Practically Real Play in AI Fields, Live Operational Virtual Environments and Global Operating Device Spaces and who would be either Oft, or even just Occasionally, anxious and concerned about their Own Pioneering Online Activity and/or HyperRadioProActivity and/or Others Similarly Minded, Addressing and Exploiting and Exploring ITs Internet Input Interactivity with Real Time Event Creation Teams into Prime Managed Organisation and Future Perfect Presentation of Media XSSXXXXStreaming for Great Game Meme and Alternate Reality Gene Pooled Play ...... that with regard to any other Beings and/or Organisation and/or Business also out there and Playing in Novel Cyber Mind Control Fields, but rather more Interested and Defaulted to Covert and Clandestine Full Spectrum BaseMetaData Hoovering for the Mass Pirating and Colossal Plagiarising of Personal and Private and Proprietary Information and Emerging Intellectual Property for In House Critical and Strategic Analysis and Enrichment Conversion for Stolen Core IntelAIgent Lead with Raw Virgin Source, no Matter how much they would Know of One or A.N.Other, or Think that they Know by Virtue and Vice of what has been or may have been or can be gleaned from Virtual Machinery Logs, Blogs and Online Activities/Sublime Proclivities, the Reality IS and ALWAYS WILL BE Quite Fundamentally Different whenever Analysts and Algorithms are Deliberately Targeted and Comprehensively Groomed to have that False and Perverted Opinion and Corrupted View ..... for the Thoughts which Created the Picture and which Create Pictures can Easily Change in a Split Nano Second to Present Anything Completely Different, with the Future having No Special Relationship with the Distant Past or a Burdensome Present other than them being a Crutch and Glitch in Memory, which we can Easily Choose to Forget as One Forges Ahead to Create New Beginnings in Command of Dark Void and Control of Imagination.

"The Creation .... In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness." ..... Methinks God is a Great Game Play Programmer. What say You?

Is the Next Future Move to be Yours and Ours, Here on Earth .... or Theirs, Out There in Space? And whatever you Bet to See, will it be Raised and Bumped to Call..... 42 Guarantee Win Win with No Losers.

You're not alone

Personally, I still don't believe that one. Of course, it could be *Microsoft* doing an April Fool's, I suppose.

Strip Tease .... For to Reveals the Naked Truth

"Oh you lot are such a tease... Next thing you know, Lester Haines will be running the country, Chris Williams will be defending our cyber-shores..

And Sara Bee...? She'll have never had it so good..." ... Paul Gomme Posted Saturday 3rd April 2010 00:00 GMT

I'll second that, Paul .

The Noon convention...

The before noon convention does not apply in the US, thus, if it was submitted by an American author one would expect that it would be submitted/posted at some time on April 1st, local time to the author, which it was, in this case.