He forgot a few markets!
"InfiniteStorage Nexis NAS packages are designed for areas of enterprise HPC [high-performance computing] that include database transactions, data mining, media rich online social networks, departmental consolidation and vertical market applications including media production, oil and gas exploration, scientific and engineering modeling, business intelligence, satellite and medical imagery, stashing porno and warez, programming, engineering, MP3s, furniture design, car manufacturing, DSP design, processor design, RAM design, storing pictures, storing files, storing blocks of data or areas needing something that makes a lot of noise and has pretty blinking lights." SGI marketing manager Don Grabski told eWeek.
Egads.