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It's Friday, so as we nip off to the nearest boozer for a few pre-weekend liveners, let's consider raising a hearty pint to the London Sperm Bank whose splendid logo was recently spotted by a Reg reader: The London Sperm Bank logo, including stylised penis The man oyster repository in question is apparently hosted by the …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Phallic logo awards

    http://www.b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards/

    is all

  2. blackworx
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    Sky Cock

    Drawing a giant knob in the sky just because you can - top marks!

    1. TeeCee Gold badge
      Joke

      Re: Sky Cock

      Hmm. I'm guessing that this is one of those things that you can't do with Mastercard........

    2. Jerome 0

      Re: Sky Cock

      I'm guessing this is a viral ad for Jude Law's new outing, Sky Cock and the World of Tomorrow.

  3. Fred 5

    What's the big deal?

    Surely it's not that funny if yoru logo looks like a penis, when it's intentional and your company primarily deals with penises?

  4. Mike 140
    Badgers

    Unforunate ...

    ... geographical location for this weather-forecasting rodent.

    http://www.pittsburghpost-gazette.com/pg/10033/1032831-258.stm

  5. Hollerith 1

    surely this was deliberate

    Not the contrails, but the sperm bank sign. I love it! Does just what it says on the tin.

  6. Paul_Murphy
    Paris Hilton

    Sex, Sex, Sex - it's all you kids think about nowadays.

    Excellent logo's both - and I'm glad that they don't feel the need to PC things down so that people don't have clue what they are about.

    PH - I wonder what her logo would be ?

    ttfn

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    What's NSFW about that?

    There's much more borderline things you've let slip past the NSFW tag!

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    http://thingsthataredoingit.com/

    Um.... possibly NSFW

    1. asiaseen

      Things That Are Doing It® is

      a registered trademark of Pet Holdings, Inc.

  9. Andus McCoatover
    Coat

    Lester...Lester..

    Down, Boy!!

    (did take me a few seconds on the O and apostrophe. I was looking for something more suckle).

  10. Rob
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    Sky Cock

    Probably what one of the RAF people from Waddington thinks of upper management and the impending disbanding of his service.

  11. Anonymous Coward
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    re:Sky Cock

    Lytham St Anne's?? That's quite close to RAF Woodvale, the home of, amongst others, three University Air Squadrons (Liverpool, Manchester and Salford).

    Nice work, but a couple of figure 8's and a climbout isn't really aerobatically challenging enough. Now let's see if they can fly an anatomically correct rendering of the corresponding girly bits.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      re:Sky Cock

      It's probably BAE Warton, where they do a load of Typhoon stuff.

  12. Anonymous Coward
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    Quality!

    Gotta agree with the sky cock comments - tis the c lassy thing to do! :)

  13. andy gibson

    Lytham St Annes

    It's actually the home of BAE Systems Warton, where the built and tested the Eurofighter.

  14. I_am_Chris
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    Bravo

    To the London Women's Climic.

    Far more subtle than a stonking great cock!

  15. Anonymous Coward
    FAIL

    Nice logo, shame about the grammar

    Whilst the London Women's [sic] Clinic might have a clever logo, but it's a gratuitous misuse of an apostrophe.

    1. Reg Blank
      Headmaster

      **Facepalm**

      Seriously? Grammar Nazi fail!

      Go and educate yourself:

      http://www.grammarbook.com/punctuation/apostro.asp

  16. Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

    Re: Nice logo, shame about the grammar

    No it isn't. And your grammar is awful.

  17. browolf
    Megaphone

    fyi

    there's an actual airport next to lytham st annes too, namely blackpool airport, mostly home to helicopters and small aircraft.

  18. LinkOfHyrule
    Joke

    Bank bailout

    I just hope the London Sperm Bank doesn't require a bailout from the government! If that happened there would be a rather unsettling amount of babies born in the capital in the coming years that look like Gordon Brown!

    As Marvin Gaye sang in his most famous song "When I get the feeling, I want, Quantitative easing!" eww!

    I'm so sorry for that gag! *hangs head in shame*

    1. David John Walsh

      ..........its comming........ nearly there.......

      how long have you waited for that

      you must have been storing it up for months................

      what a release

      1. LinkOfHyrule
        Coffee/keyboard

        I've only been waiting about three days

        ...I thought up my Marvin Gaye Quantitative easing joke recently - but it dose feel great to release it upon you all, no matter how long it took to build up!

  19. Ball boy Silver badge
    Joke

    Pah!

    Does this mean that, every time I want to expose myself, I have to get permission from the owner of this Registered mark and possibly have to pay a royalty fee? Damn, that's harsh!

    1. Ken Hagan Gold badge

      Re: Pah!

      You could always get a sex change.

      1. Ball boy Silver badge

        @Ken Hagan

        <sigh> I did - that's why I'm so incensed about this!

  20. DI_Wyman
    Coat

    Sky Cock

    When I was a boy I asked me dad what the white lines in the sky were. "Aeroplane farts, son, aeroplane farts!"

  21. J 3
    Happy

    Never

    Here in 'Merka such logos would never fly.

    And pilots pulling such stunts would never fly again. (if it was indeed on purpose and not just some fluke clouds plus a contrail)

    Hail Britannia.

    1. jake Silver badge

      @J 3

      "And pilots pulling such stunts would never fly again."

      Really? News to me ... I guess I better sell my Cessna A152, then, if I can't throw it around when I have the mind to do so ... Anyone want a slightly used, IFR equipped, dual yoke, pseudo-stunt plane with cross country capability and a tail-dragger conversion?

  22. jake Silver badge

    Contrail & smoke.

    Looks like a ~10,000 meter jet contrail with a ~700 meter smoke trail, with the photog in just the right place to see 'em superimposed. Nice clean, tight, even figure eight, though!

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