Steve Jobs in secret NYT meet

The hat explains it all !!

For months Steve needed to keep the iPad secret - and someone advised him to keep it under his hat?

(Coat getting under way)

Cannibal

I imagine Murdoch would eat Jobs alive

i love

the fact he ordered things that were not on the menu :D

Pictures!

or it never happened.

There must surely be pictures of the meeting taken with Steve's iPad?

Oh, wait...

Hats

Had Mr. Jobs grown a moustache as well for the occasion? No Robber-baron Industrialist is complete without a moustache to twiddle. The hat's a good start, but it's the waxed moustache and a crazed laugh that really separates the businessmen from the boys.

Penne Pasta

So Mango Yop and Penne, just plain pasta on its own?

Did the mad hatter get his liver from a 3 year old ?

What's under the hat?

I'll guess that Apple is already working on direct neural interfaces.

You'll only be allowed to think about Apple-approved ropics, though, so none of that for me, thanks...

Jobs was selling watches and mystery oils also

Jobs was also wearing a raincoat. Under the raincoat were a dozen fake rolex's. He would 'flash' the watches, with big huge eyes and say, "Wanna buy a watch for Mongo?"

You know what the IPAD means for publishers. Nothing, because those old clowns don't even know they are dead yet. They are still breathing, but it's the last gasps of 'death'.

I personally love the feel of the NY Times in my hands. I can read it, fold it up and take it with me on trips. Alas, that's one more thing I have to let go.

For Paris, What's a News Paper?