Greenock pensioners cuffed for Tesco 'sex romp' Two Greenock pensioners prompted the closure of a Tesco bakery aisle and police intervention after "stunned shoppers" clocked the pair indulging in a "sex romp", the Sun reports. Fay Byrne, 62, and chum Peter Echlin, 78, were arrested for alleged public indecency after "horrified store bosses alerted cops". A Tesco source …
The offended Tesco workers were former employees from the mahoosive IBM installation that was closed down in Greenock not long ago, or some equally high tech manufacturing outfit that took advantage of the constituency's pensioner quotient to put up cheap facilities and then folded.
AC because I may actually know some of them.
And we thought David Carradine was a Master...whatever.
Grief, at my age, I don't even wanna think about it, and I'm only(?) 53.
Oh, and at Moderatrix's comment "Re: No-one else" 'Yes. Someone else. Look up.', posts aren't posted or moderated at the time they're sent. They are done in batches. Probably when the pub opposite El Reg closes. So who can know that they aren't the first?
Go on, Sarah, click the 'Rejected' button. You know you're dying to ;-)
Alright, fair enough, Andus, but it's still astonishing to me that anyone here can think they're first with any quip when the chances are good that er, they won't be.
The comments are done in batches because I HAVE OTHER ACTUAL WORK TO DO inbetween changing all of your virtual nappies, capiche?
Man, I feel fighty today.
In appreciation, although it's -20 celcius outside, I'm gonna get the barman of this pub to crush some bottles, and sprinkle the shards on the ground on the path home.
Then, I'm gonna crawl 200 metres to the house on hands and knees, naked*, so I can feel true subserviance to 'She-Who-Rules'
I woz lucky! (Motorway tongue-washing? Cardboard box? Luxury!)
* Not a pretty sight. Mercifully, it's dark at present. Only way anyone'll see a 'full moon' tonight.
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Accused: "The old baguette saw me coming and caught me in the croissants your Honour. I saw the cheesecake and the custard doughnuts and just couldn't stop myself unfortunately. Will I still get my Clubcard points, by the way 'n that?"
Sheriff: "It should be noted in mitigation that this particular episode is not likely to increase the population of Greenock."
Paris, who certainly knows how to make dough rise.
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