The South African Police Service has released photos of the Apple tablet, well ahead of the Steve Jobs press conference scheduled for this morning in San Francisco. According to a page on the SAPS website, the South African police have uncovered 11 different varieties of the tablet, spanning multiple colors and sizes. …

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Wednesday 27th January 2010 18:07 GMT ahahaha you won't catch me that easy again

it's only a matter of time, so...

...i'd have to say i'd prefer "dem apples" to anything Jobs is likely to chuck at his admiring hordes...

well, it's true....

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Wednesday 27th January 2010 18:32 GMT Anonymous Coward

Windows Pill?

If Gates decided to market some part-time drugs, would they make you see blue until you vomit, pass out and wake up in a skip two days later?

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1. Thursday 28th January 2010 10:47 GMT Anonymous Coward
  
  Gates and tablets
  
  No, he'd make them so that you became slow and bloated.
  
  After you'd "installed" one, you'd need to have your "operating system" removed and reinstalled every 6 months.
  
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Wednesday 27th January 2010 18:42 GMT Moon

Old Skool

I remember these from years ago. Apparently their the ones that Leah Betts was doing and thus their popularity increased ten-fold.

Not all that good as I recal - Mittzy Turbos were the ones to get :D

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Wednesday 27th January 2010 19:17 GMT The Fuzzy Wotnot

Irresponsible!!!

How irresponsible of you lot! You any idea how many fanbois will be disappointed to find this?!

Actually they will hanging Lord Jobs every word right now, and blogging it to their 3 fans!!!

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Wednesday 27th January 2010 22:47 GMT Anonymous Coward

Hilareous!

Great article guys!

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Thursday 28th January 2010 00:03 GMT Anonymous Coward

Oh god

..reminds me of "Super Marios", which made things get very messy indeed (if enormous fun).

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Thursday 28th January 2010 00:03 GMT Graham Marsden

Dear El Reg:

Keep taking the tablets...

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Thursday 28th January 2010 00:37 GMT Charles Manning

Fitting

Considering Jobs took so many drugs in early life he's probably still stoned.

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Thursday 28th January 2010 01:04 GMT Andrew 19

"Reality distortion" brand

This is what they put in the mineral water at Apple press events

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Thursday 28th January 2010 01:07 GMT sT0rNG b4R3 duRiD

DRM

Does this mean your highs and hallucinations are DRM'ed?

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Thursday 28th January 2010 10:38 GMT sandman

Right form factor

At least these tablets will fit in your pocket.

Got any salmon?

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Thursday 28th January 2010 10:42 GMT Adam T

Red or Blue?

Choose wisely...

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Thursday 28th January 2010 10:46 GMT Anonymous Coward

Great!

Are these available on iTunes? They seem more versatile than the iPad :o)

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Thursday 28th January 2010 12:03 GMT Jimboom

An Apple a day

keeps the raver at bay.

Maybe thats why Mac users always seems so happy when we all know they are really just hurting themselves. ;-)

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Thursday 28th January 2010 12:42 GMT Anonymous Coward

Red Or Blue Pill?

Do you wan to see how deep the rabbit hole goes?

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Thursday 28th January 2010 13:39 GMT Andrew Newstead

Plea bargin anyone?

I wonder if Apple will sue the maker of the tabs (assuming they've been caught) over the use of their logo without permission, hmmmm!

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Thursday 28th January 2010 13:57 GMT Anonymous Coward

@Moon

lol. Mittzy Turbos indeed. Speckled Mittzys used to make you see stuff.

Happy Hardcore.

Oh yea. ipad, apple yada yada

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Thursday 28th January 2010 15:50 GMT markp 1

Ah, nostalgia

I never knew they were still making the Apple ][ and ]|[, doesn't really fit with their modern company image to hold on to old stuff. Maybe they've shucked off the manufacturing plant to some third world market so they can produce it locally, like what VW did with the Beetle and mk1 Golf.

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