damn...
for a moment, I thought it was kit you could buy to physically Flog coldplay - now that would be worth having...
"this is for the pretentious Viva shit" THWACK!
"this is for the massively overhyped, overplayed and pretentious X&Y" THWACK!
"this is for influencing that crap band, Athlete" THWACK
"this is because Chris Martin is a complete twat" THWACK
... one can only dream...