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Users of Android-based smartphones now have access to an app that provides a service unattainable from any of the 100,000-plus offerings in the iPhone App Store. Porn. MiKandi, a Seattle, Washington start-up, is offering its eponymous app not through Google's own Android Market, but from its own website, downloadable free …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
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    Googlephone users are wankers

    proven

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    1. Jimmy Floyd
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      Jobs Horns

      @AC 08:06

      ...but at least Googlephone users don't have to ask Great Steve's permission to wank.

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  2. Steven Raith
    Paris Hilton

    We innovate. You Masturbate."

    Surely that's the *only* good thing ever to come out of a Strategy Boutique-esque meeting, full stop?

    Best. Marketing. Evar.

    Steven R

    Paris. Obviously. If I could include a thumbs up there, I would.

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  3. Daniel Owen

    Want to bash one out?

    "There's an app.... oh no, no sir, no we don't have an app for that"

    Prudish Jesus Phone :)

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      Anonymous Coward

      @Daniel Owen

      Ummm - there is always Safari or, for those who are of a paranoid turn and don't want anyone to see what they've been browsing, browser apps like "Privately" (available from the app store) which discards cookies, history and cache when you close it.

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  4. Fred Flintstone Gold badge
    Coat

    And finally...

    ..hands free makes sense.

    The one with the box of tissues, thanks.

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  5. Anonymous Coward
    FAIL

    @'Googlephone users are wankers'

    Hahah, nice one! But iPhoneys can't even do that! Best find a woman then, is there an app for that?

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  6. Anonymous Coward
    Unhappy

    Discrimination

    "...self-righteous, ignorant and/or annoying people need not apply"

    I feel discriminated against :-(

    Where's my lawyer? I intend to sue!

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  7. Wrenchy
    Linux

    @AC 08h06

    >> Googlephone users are wankers

    So what of it? What are you trying to say?

    Haven't you heard that classical song "The Internet is for Porn"? Youtube it sometime.

    I love choice. If I don't like it, I don't buy it. Period. You sure can't get it on St. Stevie's little status symbol - And that irritates you iPhone users because you lot are bigger wankers than us Gphone users.

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      Anonymous Coward

      A title goes here.

      So you missed the lesson on humour at school then?

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  8. Chris 22
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    Sounds like a job I'd like

    "self-righteous, ignorant and/or annoying people need not apply"

    A company free of wankers, making money from wankers. I'm in.

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  9. Stu
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    @AC 08:06

    Nice one AC, you did a good job of pissing off the majority of anti Jobsians this side of becoming Microsoft employee status. Thumbs up to you!

    Let the flame war COMMENCE....

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  10. jvincuk
    Happy

    iPhone vs Android

    Realistically people, someone's choice of mobile phone does make them into any 'sort' of person. I really don't understand this Windows vs Mac vs Linux and iPhone vs Googlephone vs whatever stuff. Or the classic Xbox360 vs PS3.

    I have PC's at home.. (running Windows and Linux). I also have a Mac.. I have a Nokia 5800 and an iPhone.. I have an Xbox360 and a PS3 (and a Wii). I buy things based on their merits, not on what they 'say' about me as an individual.

    Everything has it's Pro's and Con's. It's really narrow minded to label a person for choosing one piece of technology over another.

    Let's all get along :-)

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    1. Simon C
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      in the narrowmindedness of the t'interwebs

      you are labelled as such

      "a smug b*stard"

      Back on topic.

      not a bad commercial application, if you are able to purchase the latest in orifice expanding or pleasure enhancing devices from the comfort of a coffee shop, or back of the cab (without having to whip the old fella - notebook - out).

      interesting...now what was the url again.......

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    2. rciafardone
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      Coat

      Xbox360 vs PS3?

      There is no Xbox360 vs PS3... is WII vs the other poor bastards... lol

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  11. Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

    Re: Porn app targets your Android

    No dice, Stu. I am not going to preside over any ridiculous internet fights today.

    Everyone consider taking a deep breath and letting it go instead. Remember all the people you disagree with are idiots and they are only showing themselves up - you would lower yourself by arguing with them.

    Go on. Step away from the scrap. Just try it once. It feels great.

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    1. Mark 65
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      Never

      If I took a deep breath and let it go there'd have been no point buying that app for my android phone in the first place.

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  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Might have to add that to our job ads

    "Due to the adult environment of our work place, self-righteous, ignorant and/or annoying people need not apply."

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  13. Gythwyn
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    Ahem

    **Coughs** Thumb Up

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  14. Gythwyn
    Paris Hilton

    Also..

    Yes, I went straight on and downloaded it.

    Only two apps on there so far, I shall **ahem** report back later

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  15. Sean Timarco Baggaley

    @Daniel Owen

    "There's an app.... oh no, no sir, no we don't have an app for that..."

    ...oh, yes we do! It's called "Safari". Did you not bother reading the article?

    @jvincuk:

    "I really don't understand this Windows vs Mac vs Linux and iPhone vs Googlephone vs whatever stuff."

    I don't really understand the point of football or cricket, but I don't expect tribalism to just disappear overnight. Humans like to "belong".

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  16. Pan Narrans
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    "We innovate. You Masturbate."

    Truth in advertising!

    // Flammable because, welllll .....

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  17. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    iWank

    Last I heard Apple was still reviewing iWank for the iPhone but they are held up because Steve doesn't want to let go of his review copy.

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  18. Daniel Owen
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    @ Sean Tara Palmer Tomkinson

    You take me too seriously.

    Of course the gphone also has a browser.... but you wouldn't really count that as a specific app.

    And of course I read the article :)

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  19. Ben Rosenthal

    nothing to see here

    literally, there are "sexy model pics" apps on the proper market that have more flesh than this has so far offered up :/

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