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A middle-aged man with a sexual fetish for farm waste was sent to prison after a breaching a restraining order that banned him from being around a farm he has terrorised for years. David Truscott, 40, was arrested after he broke into a farm he targeted, and covering himself in slurry, before masturbating, The Telegraph reports …

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  1. asiaseen

    So,

    the fan hits the shit.

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  2. Anonymous Coward
    Alert

    Shite Story

    C'mon El Reg. We know you like to cover the shite stories but might this be going a bit far even for you?

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  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Be careful what you wish for.

    He should be ecstatic now, he's deeper in the shit than he's ever been.

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      Anonymous Coward

      Re: correction

      Might be sensible, but there aren't enough mental hospitals to go round, since they've all been closed and pimped off to developers by 'joined up' New Labour councils and turned into luxury one bedroom flats in a country that has a bit of an excess of one bedroom flats. So instead we have care on the cheap (sorry Care in The Community).

      And yes, what a country we live in...

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  5. Hedley Phillips

    Stupid criminal justice system we have

    If a 16 week sentence didn't stop him re-offending, why do they think a 20 week sentence will do the trick?

    Same goes for those chavs nicking cars, they give them a driving ban and when they are caught driving during their ban, they extend the ban. er hello?

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  6. Ole Juul
    Coat

    It's all good

    So he went from hot shit to deep shit. Sounds like he can't go wrong.

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  7. Anonymous Coward
    IT Angle

    Offence

    The image this article creates in my mind is probably an offence under the "Cartoon Smut Law" - http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/29/olympic_logo_lisa_simpson/

    Hand yourselves in now ... and no Playmobil re-enactments !

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  8. Winkypop Silver badge
    Thumb Down

    Obviously a public school old-boy

    We never had slurry-fetish at our government school!

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  9. demat
    IT Angle

    WTF?

    Type your comment here — plain text only, no HTML

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  10. Seventh of 7th

    Rustic Sheriff's Badge

    If he was allowed to continue his 'comings in the goings', then perhaps a dose of E.coli O157:H7 will help change his mind. A few weeks slopping out in jail will do little to dampen his ardour.

    Sounds like a smear campaign TBH.

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  11. Steve Evans

    WTF?

    This man doesn't need prison, he needs sectioning!

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  12. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    Wrong!!

    Surely this man should be in a padded cell, not a prison cell.

    (Green Barbour jacket with matching wellies and cloth cap)

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  13. Connor
    Joke

    Well...

    Perhaps someone should tell him that fertiliser only makes plants grow, and no amount of masturbating in it is going to make THAT bulb grow!

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  14. DavidK

    Jail?

    He should be in a mental hospital!

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  15. Trev 2

    If he ever tries going into the slurry tank

    Kindof surprised he's survived as going by lots of previous stories of people falling into slurry tanks, they are usually said to become overcome by fumes and it's quicksand like properties. I'm guessing the same fumes would be present around the opening to the tank too, especially if covering yourself in it.

    Suspect eventually he'll end up as a Darwin award if sexual gratification qualifies for such, but in the meantime perhaps sectioning the bloke would be a good idea? Especially if he's also likely to commit arson too (not sure if that's related).

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  16. Richard Cartledge
    Paris Hilton

    Slurry Pride March

    In 20 years time, we will see tax-payer sponsored Slurry Pride marches in our cities instead of this persecution by intolerant bigots.

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    1. elderlybloke
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      Happy

      Up the Slurry Priders

      It is quite possible as something similar has occured in the not so distant past.

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  17. Fred Flintstone Gold badge

    Poor policemen

    I can't work out how are they going to prove his seminal event - finding 2cc worth of DNA in an entire VAT full of slurry? I think only the claim of trespassing will, errm, stand up..

    On the plus side, no sniffer dog is ever going to lose him if he escapes..

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  18. Mr Young
    Pint

    I'm always in the shit...

    but thats metaphorical and almost always usually tech probs. Unlike this guy? Takes all sorts I guess? I mean, WTF?

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  19. Anonymous Coward
    Grenade

    (null)

    Cornwall... say no more.

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  20. Adam Williamson 1
    Paris Hilton

    Solution

    Why doesn't someone just give the poor man the phone number for an agricultural supplier? Then he can have his slurry good time (sorry) in the privacy of his own home...

    (I'm assuming he doesn't have any family. Seems safe enough.)

    Paris - she seems to cover herself in slurry in public on a regular basis...

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  21. Mike Banahan

    Fnarr Fnarr

    Perhaps he should be 'interred' for his own protection - geddit?

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  22. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Messy wanker

    Had to be said.

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  23. SirTainleyBarking
    WTF?

    I work with people like him!

    Sometimes Right Guard just don't cut it

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  24. Anonymous Coward
    WTF?

    OOhhhhhhhhh.......AAAARRRRR.........

    or should that be

    EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW.......... AAAAAAARRRRRRR..!

    someones obviously forgotten to keep up with the medication......

    That or the care in the community (slurry pit) is taken to new lows.

    how did the boys in blue (now brown) take it ;p

    was he hosed down in the cell at the station ? or did they do him in the yard, oooo-arrrr ;p

    more police brutality maybe, though just depends on his taste in S&M.

    taking extreme fetish/perversions to ever lower depths.....

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  25. John Smith 19 Gold badge
    Joke

    Farm diversification eh?

    They should have just rent.

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  26. Morten Bjoernsvik
    IT Angle

    Is this the Sun or some other shite paper

    Little IT news today eh?

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  27. LuMan
    Coat

    He should get.....

    .... a pat on the head!

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  28. Henry Wertz 1 Gold badge
    FAIL

    Gross dude

    Gross dude, gross.

    I punch the gas if I'm within like half a mile of one of those shit-tanks, which since I live in Iowa happens rather a lot. I'd hate to be one of the police that had to pick this guy up. Or the people in the jail with him, indeed in the same building. I also hope the cop car hoses out.

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  29. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    Obviously calls for a

    Play mobil re-enactment ...

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  30. Pete 8
    Troll

    This guy

    should never have been voted in.

    Won't somebody think of the children?

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  31. raving angry loony

    ick

    The guy doesn't need jail, he needs a psychiatric institution. Pity Thatcher closed them all down and allowed the inmates to join political parties as part of her "care in the community" programme. Pity that Labour hasn't started them up again, which is understandable since half of them would be put there the next day.

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  32. A. Lewis
    Unhappy

    Eeeeew

    This story makes me want to go and shower...

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  33. Andy Hards
    IT Angle

    What a

    Dirty bastard.

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  34. Andy Hards
    IT Angle

    What a

    dirty w@nker.

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  35. Bassey

    Lucky he's still alive

    Many farmers/farm workers are killed every year when they accidentally fall into a slurry tank and are quickly overcome by the fumes (lots of methane). Jumping into a tank voluntarily should really be considered a suicide attempt allowing the authorities to lock him up for his own safety.

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    1. David Edwards
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      Stop

      Needs help

      Jail wont solve this, and as I live in Camborne (on a farm no less, no cows though) I have an interst here. Why the hell do they think Jail will help this person or prvent him reoffending? He needs to be sectioned, its not Just "harmless tugging off", its the Arson you see in thw other reports.

      How many people need to be killed by people with mental health issues, until we realise that "weekly chats" dont work for everyone.

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  36. Stu Wilson
    Boffin

    insert poop joke here

    I suppose this brings a whole new meaning to the word "scat"

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  37. ahahaha you won't catch me that easy again
    Headmaster

    do you think...

    ...that if he does the "good behaviour" thing in prison, they'll let him slop out?

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  38. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Oh No, I live near that farm

    We live on a neighbouring farm, a bit too close for comfort!

    Must be wierd having a slurry fettish?

    I'd rather cover myself with Paris!!!

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  39. Anonymous Coward
    Thumb Up

    Negotiate a business opportunity

    Send the slurry round to him - dial a pile service

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  40. Dan 10
    WTF?

    Nice...

    ...to know that my number 2 activity is his number 1 activity!

    Some awesome comments on this story - "Dial a pile?" Honestly, I ask you!!

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  41. Seventh of 7th

    Word for the day.

    Turdspurt.

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  42. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    @AC 11:27 GMT

    Thats plaster yourself with Paris.

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  43. Buzzby
    Jobs Horns

    RE:RE: correction

    The ( dont) care in the community was originally a Tory policy Nu labour just ran with it. Closing the mental hopsitals, likewise. They were turning all these imposing ex country mansions into mostly country clubs starting the late 80's.

    Never ever trust a politician!!!

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  44. Anonymous Coward
    IT Angle

    Solution

    Next time he does that, why doesn't someone just close and lock the lid on the tank with him in it? At least he'll go happy.

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  45. skeete
    Joke

    Random Jokes

    I bet he was in a "slurry" to get out of there when the rozza's turned up

    When approached, did he curl up in the fecal position?

    You tarzan .. me thane

    Gordon brown talks so much shyte I am sure this guy would like to be his number 2

    Did they search his "hot pockets" ?

    Do you think he is a police informer? He's got Grass all over him.

    In his cell he will be chewing the cudd.

    Do you think the government will tax him for Climate change offences?

    This guys is clearly round the "U" bend

    etc..etc.. Could go on, but I wont inflict anymore on you.

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  46. Simon Millard
    Boffin

    Prints

    Living in the locality to the farm, it was quite funny to hear, but not for the land owner, that a water trough was filled with manure. The farmer found both buttock and hand prints as well as numerous discarded tissues.

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