MoD redefines 'public' with online poll

done

Well I completed the survey but felt the questions were somewhat leading. It was clear that they wanted to elicit a response that would swing the statistics in favour of them arguing for more funding. The list of potential threats to the UK at the end was somewhat amusing as I don't consider any of them to be a threat to us at all.

@NB

I agree, I voted "no threat" for all of them.

No threat

What is it with you guys all deliberately voting 'no threat'? Vote 10 ffs so they argue for more money and our soldiers actually get decent kit!

no threat until they make one

The only threat is from all the members of families that the UK & USA are displacing & murdering with their illegal corporate invasion & occupation of Iraq & Afghanistan.

9/11 was a response to the USA's continual support for Israel & the illegal imprisonment & occupation of the Palestinian people in the "occupied states" remember!

the USA sends billions of dollars worth free weapons to Israel under the guise of "aid", and these weapons were used to commit the disproportionate war crime in Israel's recent continued genocide of the civilian population.

but it's our way of life they despise we are told!

the UK & USA have a lot to answer for, they are both global terrorists.

Nothing sinister. Honest

Requests from ground-floor staff proceed upwards at the MoD much like a fart in the bath - they provoke responses from disgust, amusement, hostility, blaming someone else and steadfast refusal to acknowlege. I'd imagine the innocent web dev finished the job and hung around waiting for seven or so levels of management to decide to publicise the site.

Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from stupidity, after all.

There's *always* a threat

You just need to know where to look for it.

Mine's the one with a copy of the Avengers (the film) in the side pocket.

Overload

And now, the server is overloaded. If they can't get the trivial right, what hope have we got that they will get the difficult right?

Today's bright idea. How about body armour that only lets bullets through with the right password? Perhaps I should try to sell that research project to them. You never know.