Beauty is skin deep so...
I shan't apply. To look at me one would presume I was inside out.
I wonder how many of the accepted "elite" are also members of mensa?
Lester, where did you get the picture of my mother in law?
BeautifulPeople shun hairy Reg hack
It's with a heavy heart that I today report I've been given the elbow by BeautifulPeople.com - the exclusive lovely-people-only website which invites potential members to prove themselves worthy of entry to the elite club by posting a fetching snap and short profile. Once you've made your pitch, existing members rate you as " …
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Tuesday 17th November 2009 12:31 GMT Stu
Donkey!
Yes indeedy I'd say a donkey would match the Danes attractiveness factors any day.
Whats the point in the site anyway, is it a dating site or what? Just another one of those stuck up discriminatory gangs bent on world domination.
Suffice it to say, its true that site is clearly erring on the side of discrimination - only to what the Danes consider attractive seeing as they're in the majority on the site - voted grim by democracy, brilliant way to knock down somebodys self esteem.
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Here's one extra statistic for you guys at BeautifulPeople - 83% of people rejected from the site worldwide committed suicide within 6 months. The remaining 17% within 12 months. Sorry Lester I'm afraid you're a statistic now!
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If it was started in Denmark, then why is their managing director English? Could they have voted out the original MD cos he's too fugly?
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Tuesday 17th November 2009 12:32 GMT The Original Ash
@adnim
"I wonder how many of the accepted "elite" are also members of mensa?"
There's a lady who features in adult films who has a doctorate in Psychiatry. She chose to move into adult movies, though, as the pay was significantly better.
Pretty people can be smart too. (For a given value of pretty).
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Tuesday 17th November 2009 14:04 GMT peyton?
Funny homepage
"Too ugly to sign up? - browse as a guest!"
Thing is, I followed the link as directed and I gotta say, there are some real creatures included in the site (honestly, Lester's profile would've fit right in!). Hell, I wasn't all that impressed with the couple on the home page - and you'd think they'd be the crème de la crème.
Better luck next time (maybe if you try submitting an application using the troll icon as your photo?)
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Tuesday 17th November 2009 14:04 GMT Anonymous Coward
Well... Talking of percentage
Talking of percentages... El reg recently had an entertaining article about Cambridge uni cheerleaders: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/10/cambridge_cougars_not_very/
I saw a picture of them in the local rag today. Nearly choked on my breakfast. Two thoughts come to mind:
1. The name was spot on. The Daily Mash kind'a cougar to be more exact.
2. Looking at them I am not surprised that Blighty scores so badly in terms of acceptance rate for an NPD site. By the way, that is not New Product Design for those of you looking for an IT angle, that is Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
Me coat, the hairy XLLL size one.
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