In the spirit of Kevin Bloody Wilson
This falls right in line with Aussie Kevin Bloody Wilson's "Ho Ho F*cking Ho" Christmas Carol.
Phones 4u have taken a rather modernistic stance with new website idents that show Santa Claus pissing on the company logo having knocked back a few tinnies. While sherry is generally known as the preferred tipple of Father C, this incarnation is busy knocking back beer with a fag in his hand, and he hasn't even managed to put …
"somewhat inexplicably express his telephonic preference"
Presumably Santa has tried canceling a contract with this company and is thoroughly fed up being hassled by them. Pissing on their logo is the only rational response although personally I just avoid dealing with any company with "4U" in its name.
You can clearly see an after-binge brawl getting out of hand:
Frame 1: Bitch slap
Frame 2: Scuffle on the floor
Frame 3: DECAPITATION!
This is some serious stuff.
(As for the reindeer, you can clearly see that they pose no problem anymore; Their heads are mounted on the wall next to the stockings. See top right of homepage).
Santa could be knocking back beers, pissing on stuff, taking drugs and screwing a girl.
No problem.
However the PC brigade will recoil in horror at the sight of Santa SMOKING!
Yeah El Reg keep an eye on this one, I'm expecting the advert to get banned all because of the ciggie.