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The local paper covering Findlay, Ohio, has secured its place in journalistic history by printing a brief report of a woman who rang cops to complain that her daughter boasted superior oral relief skills. TheCourier.com explained on Monday: "A woman called the police early Saturday morning during an argument with her husband …

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  1. James 55
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    "Ah, Findlay: it's our kind of town."

    Sounds like my town

  2. LaeMi Qian
    Stop

    Don't worry Ma'am...

    ...we'll have several officers out to your house immediately.

    (Sorry, couldn't resist)

  3. Code Monkey

    "Ah, Findlay: it's our kind of town."

    That's my holidays sorted for next year then!

  4. Rich Harding
    Happy

    Not Surprised

    I mean I can imagine being told that wouldn't go down too well

  5. ElReg!comments!Pierre

    So...

    Who was best in the end? Surely the police investigated this case properly?

    Also, pics or etc.

    And playmobil.

  6. Grease Monkey Silver badge

    @Rich Harding

    Surely not. By the sounds of it she went down very well indeed.

  7. 4HiMarks
    Paris Hilton

    I volunteer

    to be a totally impartial judge.

    Paris, you have to ask?

  8. OmniCitadel
    Heart

    This requires photos

    or it didn't happen... Perhaps the daughter had fewer teeth to get in the way.

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    nice

    nicccccce......

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Boffin

    @Rich Harding

    Rather, the problem was that she didn't go down too well.

  11. Daniel 4

    Damn straight!

    'One wrote: "I subscribe to The Courier but will cancel if the public record is going to be filled with details of multiple female family members servicing the male of the house."'

    Would it have been any better if it had been the man's stepson, I wonder?

    -d

    P.S. Is it Friday yet?

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Old news

    Was it Mia Farrow on the phone?

  13. Anonymous John

    Well,

    that's this week's Playmobil reconstruction sorted.

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Sounds more like the weekly Reg Pub meeting?

    This sounds more like the regularly weekly Pub meeting by The Reg members...

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    His pubic

    is all over him

  16. N2

    Playmobil re-enactment

    of the scene of crime, please

  17. Liam Johnson

    Title?

    He was obviously impressed by the depth of affection shown by his step daughter. I can see why his wife would be all choked up about this and need to call the cops before she could get here head around it again.

  18. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I wish to protest

    I wish to protest about the quality of this article, it blows.

    Sorry.

  19. Anonymous Coward
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    Oh really, c'mon...

    ... this story sucks...

  20. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    About that legless woman

    which of the two meanings of the word are we dealing with here? One of them makes the story much more juicy...

  21. James O'Brien
    Joke

    @LaeMi Qian

    Are you sure it wasnt the whole force?

  22. Hardcastle
    Paris Hilton

    Well h3ll, that blows...

    That's it, it's time to put these two women to the test and see who is indeed better at polishing helmets. I'll be the judge of that as well.

    Paris, because she also needs to be put to the test.

  23. Number6

    Wrong word order

    'One wrote: "I subscribe to The Courier but will cancel if the public record is going to be filled with details of multiple female family members servicing the male of the house."'

    Surely that should be "multiple females in the family servicing the male member" ?

  24. Chris Bradshaw
    Paris Hilton

    Perhaps

    Perhaps, as a conciliatory gesture, the daughter could show her mother her technique, some of her tricks. It might improve the entire family situation :-)

  25. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    To quote Bart Simpson

    "I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."

  26. Ascylto
    Coat

    It's an event now

    She'd obviously seen the London Olympics logo.

  27. Winkypop Silver badge
    Coat

    Natural selection?

    Survival of the suckest?

  28. Marvin the Martian
    WTF?

    I reject your reality and substitute my own.

    I wonder that the irate subscribers thought, not reading about depravity in their paper will make their city (well, dump, really) a nicer place?

  29. Mark 140
    Pint

    Yours, disgusted

    I subscribe to The Register but will cancel if the public record is going to be filled with details of multiple female family members servicing the male of the house.

    Can it be friday yet? Please?

  30. Anonymous Coward
    Unhappy

    this story

    leaves a nasty taste in the mouth

  31. Ted Treen
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    Continued...

    ...on Page 69?

    Mine's the one with a copy of Private Eye in the pocket...

  32. Snert Lee

    travel report

    Been there. Met some locals. Sounds about par for the course.

  33. Jason Togneri
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    @ Liam Johnson

    "I can see why his wife would be all choked up"

    As far as I can tell from the article, the wife and step-daughter were both choked up at some point.

  34. Sceptical Bastard

    In Norfolk...

    ... they'd read this and wonder why it was a big deal.

    (Cue outraged letters from Naarge...)

  35. bob-k
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    Findlay, been there

    Findlay is the hometown of Ben Rothlesberger, the Quarterback of the Super Bowl Champion Pittsburgh Steelers. (Yeah, that's football... the sport with the non-spherical ball that hits peoples foot just 7 times per game.)

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