I know I asked this before on a similar report, but...
...seriously, is this an Australian thing, or do all the reports that El Reg picks up about people wrecking their cars while masturbating, giving head, etc. all just happen to have been from Australia?
I've seen so many reports on the Reg of Australian guys wrecking their cars while...uh, "cracking one off", that it's gotten to where it's not news at all anymore -- kind of like IE security exploits.
I realize that Australia has lots of flat stretches of desert with long, straight highways -- kind of like Arizona, New Mexico, west Texas -- where long trips can get really boring, but, seriously, folks... what's up with all the DWM?
Any Australians here care to chime in on this? Inquiring minds, etc.
(Paris, because, baby, she can drive my car, beep-beep, beep-beep, yeah.)