I assume
he'll be doing hard time for this.
Coat please...
Swedish police believe that a German lorry driver who crashed his vehicle near Borås earlier this week may have been off his box on drugs, according to the Borås Tidning newspaper. Suspicions that the unnamed 30-something trucker, who collided with the central reservation and flipped his vehicle, could have ingested illegal …
...that you have to keep on with the, erm, task in hand even while being hand-cuffed, you are far, far, too gone to be driving a vehicle.
So, how to know when you are too zooped to drive? Answer this question: am I overwhelmed by the need to wank no matter what?
If (yes) walk away romt he vehicle.
If (no) please don't change that.
What is it with all these reports of guys being ticketed or involved in accidents in which they were DWM (Driving While Masturbating)? And, why always Australians, except for this one guy in Sweden?
Has there really been an increase in incidents like these, or is it just a Reg thing?
Crack makes users super-horny though, doesn't it?
Being on drugs, as far as I know, is not just like being drunk only more so. And they do tend to vary quite a lot. Some make you sleepy. Some make you crazy. Some make you want to give everyone a great big cuddle. And some make you want to say hi to your monster at inappropriate moments.