So, to recap...
£150 for:
A video / audio player with shitty sound.
Sky News headlines
No radio
No internet access
Weather reports (stop the giggling)
The ability to show photos one after the other
No ability to administrate using a PC
1 Gb internal storage
An automated thing to send reminder texts to a phone (most of which have reminders built in)
O2's famous build quality (I said stop the laughing)
If you're going to let O2 pay you to put a ghost-written 'review' up on the Reg at least refrain from using the same marketing patter as they do (Your new fridge door). Might I suggest a name change from 'Joggler' to 'Jobbie' because, from where I'm sitting, it looks like a pile of shit.
I can think of far more entertaining things which qualify as 'bedside companions' and this sure as hell isn't one of them. I wouldn't use it for a door wedge.
(OK, own up, who got to keep the free Jobbie?)