Russian porn starlet brands DD jubs Simona Halep take note: "Rising" Russian porn star Anna Morgan has offered the "ample canvas" of her DD assets to an MMO virtual currency outfit, and will for two years carry the company's logo and URL tattooed across her heaving jubs in return for a cool $500k. Anna Morgan The 19-year-old (pictured) has apparently just …
Wasn't there a recent case of a tennis player wanting a reduction op to ease the strain on her back (or something like that) due to her having breasts sized at three Standard English Handfulls (SEH).
And here's a girl sized at 3.5 SEH who likes tennis.
Hers is the one with the built in titanium bra.
Article does say tattooing.
And yeah, for 500k that sounds like a good deal. Leave 10k to one side for the removal operation when this company inevitably goes tits-up (sorry), and you're still way ahead of the game. And lest this sounds too much like whoring yourself out, remember that's her job description as an "adult movie star".
There is a good looking girl with DD breasts who likes computer games! Why the hell wasnt I informed!
@Frank Bough - stupid? 500,000 for having something drawn on your breasts for a couple of months. I think she is a business genius (or her agent is).
I hope World of Warcraft pay for this. Then it could read WOW across her breasts.
Fair play, i missed that.
but getting a tatoo for 2 years, seems more than a little unwise, as the scars left by removal are pretty obscene, esp for someone who is making money off her looks (and jubs)
unless she is gonna retire on the 500k, having a skankin scar across your tits for the rest of ur life dont sound worh the hassel to me.
Interesting how there is no porn starlet called Anna Morgan. She doesn't turn up any search results anywhere, from my limited looking around. The only thing you get is links to various articles covering this story.
Why was I looking? .... *ahem* ....
Hey! Look! Over there! It's Elvis!
... the tattooist is a cunning linguist and has a slow-hand since he'll have a front-row AND balcony seat to the proceedings. Chances are he's not in a hurry (Russian).
'Yes, I've done this many times. I'm just puttin' on my robe so I don't make a stain... Sorry about then the AC. It's a bit perky in here.'
Since she is oh so pretty, I decided to take a look for any uhhh, video files of Ms. Morgan's vast assets. Not much to my surprise, a single .mpg file IS available that is 3462 KB in size. I'm thinking that it would take a MUCH bigger video than that to show off such acreage, so the video in question is probably a special package produced by her Ex-Soviet Comrades in order to pwn as many boxes as possible - if you know what I mean ... and I think you do! Beware!
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