But...
MPs don't want a _tradesman_ to be able to tell THEM what to do. They're MPs, the ELECTED REPRESENTITIVES of their constituents. They don't have to listen to bloody proles!
Apart from the arrogance of the bloody interferring IT proles the MPs have much more important things to worry about. There's that new pron site that Julian told them about and then they've got their weekly expenses to submit, and then they have to show the new secretary the 'ropes'.