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Devon cops yesterday cuffed an Oompa-Loompa, Tinky Winky and Spiderman following a drunken fancy dress punch-up at a Devon holiday camp. According to the Sun, officers were called to the Welcome Family Holiday Park in Dawlish at around 1am yesterday after 20 pissed holidaymakers laid into each other, in the process allegedly …

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  1. Ed Blackshaw Silver badge
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    Reconstruction

    please

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    dippidy do

    I doubt I'm going to be the first to say this but......

    Pictures please, or it didn't happen.

  3. Anonymous Coward
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    Get the toys out.

    Playmobil, now!

    Bonus points if you can include Wacqui Jacqui, for no reason other than I'd like to see various fictional characters beat the shit out of her.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Alert

    I dear...

    I imagine tinky winky could give a good bashing with his handbag!

  5. Tim

    Excellent!

    Reminds me of that pic from a year or so back with someone (in drag?) being stretchered away from a nightclub while two people in rabbit costumes look on. Anyone got a link for that? Or maybe my medication was particularly special at that time...

  6. David S

    Will nobody think of the children?

    This is going to do nothing good for the developing psyches of any underage witnesses.

    Still, as everyone else has said, POIDH.

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "Get the toys out"

    Seconded.

  8. Martin Lyne

    Actually..

    I would imagine Spiderman being involved in a brawl, it's what he does, generally..

  9. Andy ORourke
    Joke

    Was Haeey Hill on the bill?

    I like Teletubbies and I like Oompa Loompa's, but wich is best?

    There's only one way to find out.............

  10. Alze
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    Crap

    The reg is turning into a rag publishing this kind of story. If it had a vague IT angle it would be reasonable but its just puerile crap.

  11. Simon Painter

    there is only one way to settle this...

    FIGHT

  12. Kwac
    Happy

    Ah, takes me back

    to the days of Wolfie vs The Three Pigs.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn8MmcLEXH8

  13. Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

    Re: Crap

    Everyone point at Alze and go "boooooo".

  14. david
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    More...

    ...puerile crap please.

    Especially when it involves people in padded suits smacking seven shades out of one another.

    Also I'd like to sign up for the reconstruction petition. Hie the down to ToysRus as I don't suppose playmobile runs to all the characters involved.

  15. Chika
    Happy

    Re: Alze

    Boooooo

  16. michael

    *point @ alze*

    boooooooooo

  17. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Re: Re: Crap

    * Points at Alze - booooooooo!

  18. Manas Straw
    Go

    "Get the toys out"

    Thirded.

    Full speed ahead with more of this stuff.

  19. Winkypop Silver badge
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    "Devon holiday camp"

    Huts in a field

    Wire perimeter fence

    Uniformed staff

    Awoken to a PA system

    Communal meals

    Regular parades

    (cue: Great escape music....)

  20. Dan
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    Re: Alze

    Booooo

    Playmobil fix needed!

  21. Trevor
    IT Angle

    The moderatrix gave you an order!!

    BOOOOOOO!

    Please whip me....

  22. Paul Segrue
    Happy

    Re: Alze

    Boooooooo!

    is it Friday all ready?

  23. Kevan

    @Alze

    Booooooo!

  24. Juan Inamillion

    @Alze

    Booooo!

    FFS mate, it's in Bootnotes!

  25. Rob
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    Weighing into the fight...

    ... I fourth the motion for Playmobil, it's your duty to the public.

    Can we have one character representing Alze looking sad and lonely, cause that much is obvious.

  26. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    @Alze

    Spellcasting:

    C-H-A-S-T-I-S-E

    </geek>

  27. Anonymous Coward
    Stop

    Points@Alze

    Boooooo

  28. Anonymous Coward
    Go

    Re: Get the toys out.

    "Playmobil, now!

    Bonus points if you can include Wacqui Jacqui, for no reason other than I'd like to see various fictional characters beat the shit out of her."

    I would much prefer to see real people beat the shit out of Wacqui Jacqui.

  29. Anonymous Coward
    Heart

    Yes mistress...

    *points*

    BOOOOOOOOOOO!!

  30. A. Coatsworth Silver badge
    Unhappy

    Re: Crap

    *point at Alze*

    Boooooooo

    In other topics. When I read the title I thought the note was going to be about a drunken Google employee... Was I the only one?

  31. Steve Swann

    @Alze

    Booooo! *pointing optional*

  32. Anonymous Coward
    Dead Vulture

    Re: Re: Crap

    But he's right.....

  33. Christopher Ahrens

    @ A.Coatsworth

    I thought that too....

    Also Booooooo!

  34. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Jesus! (didn't wade in)

    Quoting The Sun? Who's more in need of readers, El Reg or The Dandy, sorry The Sun?

  35. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    @Alze

    Boooooo Hissssss Boooooo

  36. Fozzy

    @Alze

    Boooooooooo

  37. Anonymous Coward
    Stop

    @Alze

    *point at Alze*

    I fart in your general direction!

  38. Anonymous Coward
    Heart

    Oh! Come on...

    ... over to Magaluf.

    "Whatever the case, we'd pay good money to see either of them go head-to-head with the Smurfs, the Shaolin Temple kung fu monks and Chuck Norris..."

    Get yourself over to Magaluf then where we witness such scenes every night with a few Wilma Flintstones and the 118 118 men for good measure.

    The heart, as apparently it's all in the name of love when these stags and hens finally sober up enough to get married.

  39. Ascylto

    My money's on ...

    Tink-Winky.

    But I demand a Playmobil reconstruction, preferable with the assistance of the constabulary. and CCTV coverage if they weren't switched off.

    Also, I've heard that OompaLoompa's ID card was out of date.

  40. Dr Patrick J R Harkin

    Teletubbies vs Oompa-Loompah

    Well, Tubbies are tubby. They eat junk food and don't do much. Oompa-Loompahs are hard-working guys, hoisting sacks of cocoa beans and grinding sugar, day in day out. They'd kick the Tubbies to somewhere there's no stomach reception.

  41. Sweep

    @ Alze

    You missed out an apostrophe, dullard.

  42. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    @ Sarah...

    Just one little comment and you rule the world. Use your power wisely...

    Paris, 'cause I can't have Sarah

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