The Apple shareholders meeting held Wednesday was dominated by a man who wasn't there: Steve Jobs. All the other members of Apple's board of directors were in attendance, save Google CEO Eric Schmidt, but none would provide any more-detailed information about the missing Jobs. “Nothing has changed,” said board member Arthur …

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Thursday 26th February 2009 00:46 GMT Anonymous Coward

Honorary status

I believe it is possible at Board level to confer an honorary status on a member.

That is a way to confer rights and respect to an individual over and above normal election or membership procedures and processes.

Maybe Mr Jobs could be a first Apple Honorary Board Member?

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Thursday 26th February 2009 01:38 GMT Lars

Jobs, get well

get decent too, if possible.

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Thursday 26th February 2009 02:14 GMT Anonymous Coward

Aww, what a lovefest ...

whatsa matter? Even the idiot shareholders lose all independent thought ability when in the company of App-holes?

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Thursday 26th February 2009 12:18 GMT goggyturk

When He returns..

Sorry, I'll only be impressed by Jobs' reappearance if He shows His disciples His wounds (to prove it really really is Him) then ascends to the heavens from the top of a mountain, promising to return one day in the future to lead His people to the New Jerusalem.

Otherwise, he's a phony and the Jesus Phone should be renamed the L. Ron Hubbard Phone from now on.

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Thursday 26th February 2009 23:03 GMT Adrian Esdaile

Well may he say...

Jobbie may well say "I will return", but just what is his stance on Japan, and will he use nukes in Korea?

We demand answers.

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Friday 27th February 2009 00:49 GMT Michael Greenhill

Jizzed in their pants

I feel sorry for the janitor who had to clean up the soggy floors and chairs after that circle jerk...

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Friday 6th March 2009 17:15 GMT richard

he'll return...in a box

then the i-ashes can be scattered around the apple cafe, very nice too.

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