Let me be the first to say
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And this is why (Mac/Linux) is so much better then (XP/Vista/Whatever else MS makes). MS is the root of all the worlds (evil/greed/failures/etc). (MS/Windows) (sucks/is the devil/should go out of business). Thats why I'm a (Mac fanboi/Linux fanboi/<distro of the week> fanboi). (Rant rant rant windows sucks blah blah flames rant rant, (suck off Jobs [please only use if your a Mac fanboi/girl]). (Ignore the blatantly obvious fact that not all of the servers are runnign MS software and rant some more while starting to froth at the mouth AND TYPE IN CAPS ABOUT MS SUCKING SO MUCH MAIKNG TYPOS AND MSTAKES)
/Cheerio have a nice xMas all :)